Hancock resigns apparently
And his marriage is over too apparently
just need the other three hundred Tory mpās to do the same
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BBC News - Matt Hancock quits as health secretary in aide row
Heās sloped off cock in handā¦
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He was always a disaster looking for an accidentā¦finally, whoops me cock slipped.
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Breaking news, heās just been offered the Spurs job.
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So Sajid Javid is the new Health Secretary.
Bit of a strange choice given the length of tenure of this Chancellorship.
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The sting story
But seriously.
There is SOMETHING going on. Clearly big shit stuff.
Hancock has gone but now page after page of stories about NHS contracts and more are falling out. The fail is having a field day.
BUT
Then there is this.
BBC News - Classified Ministry of Defence documents found at bus stop
Seriously? The whole HMS Defender/Russians MoD files?
Found at a bus stop in Kent?
Not looking to go back to conspiracy thread levels, but there be some right weird shit going down somewhere
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A bus stop in Kent? Seriously l? 
My sceptical side wonders why anyone privy to that level of information would be leaving such documents at a bus stop. Even a disgruntled employee would make a better job of making sure the info found a better outletā¦
Either a fake or weāre being taken for fools (who, as a nation, I think weāre pretty good at that)
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Epic
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More like Health sEGGretaryā¦
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Fucking brilliant, isnāt it 
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Not sure if this goes here, but I hadnāt realised the extent of the UKās reliance on food from outside the UK.
Donāt recall the Govt ever making a big deal about it - but weāll be royally bummed if it canāt be shipped in.
Mind you, weāre the biggest wasters of fresh food - quelle surprise tbh
Take the test:
Got that question correct 
I failed only on the āhow many sheep in Walesā one. And I was hoping the next question would be āā¦and what do they do with most of them?ā
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