:tories: Tories in trouble?

A lot to take on board from yesterday’s Cum-splash.

  • Boris Johnson is about as shit as we thought
  • Matt Hancock, unbelievably, is even shitter than we thought and appears to be a serial liar.
  • Rishi Sunak is practically perfect in every way (according to Dom).

But the thing that really floored me was the frank discussion concerning government’s actions killing people, even putting a number on it.

Sure enough, the message is going to be undermined by the messenger but I do wonder how much. He’s always been dodgy on the grounds of Barnard Castle, but with the glaring exception of Rishi Sunak, his evidence is going to segue with a lot of what we all remember.

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Bad news for anyone trying to buy sour grapes.

Dominic Cummings has cornered the market.

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That’s the trouble though, isn’t it, a lot of people are going to see it as sour grapes and dismiss it out of hand…

If he was lying we’d have known about it by now.

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Checks twitter & msm to see what the fall out has been.
Oh.

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This wins today’s Internet :joy:

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Early yet. Here’s Dommy!

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hahaha I fucking love that :lou_lol:

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When the fail is giving you pelters you are really in trouble…

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I think the problem for Hancock is care homes.

Bit on Newsnight here. Dominic Cummings could have an axe the size of Littlehampton to grind, but it will not change the historical record and Hancock seems bang to rights.

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Hancock is finished and will be used as the scapegoat for everything else

Boris was in hospital around this time so will claim a degree of hors de combat, plus he is known to favour managing by cabinet, ie health was Hancock’s brief - its his responsibility- if my health minister is lying to me - how can it be my fault etc

The question is will Boris hold on to him to throw him to the wolves after the inquiry or cut bait now

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The longer Hancovk is allowed to stay, the more likely even worse news will becoming to be dumped on his head

Boris dodges a bullet over the flat renovation- no breach of the code

He really has Teflon shoulders

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They’re all Teflon coated

BBC News - Matt Hancock broke ministerial code over stake in firm

Minor breach in a limited and specific way. That’s fine then. Carry on cunting.

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Minor breach my arse. Fucking bastards will get away with murder, literally…

The only way in which this mattered is why a PM needed to pull this level of money from other sources. Even if it’s three times what was reported, it is still under 250k, once Boris’ salary for his Telegraph column, which he described as “chicken-feed”.

Cummings also spoke of financial issues with the PM and there have been prior reports that he might have been skint, like his hero Winston Churchill.

Fuck everything else; that’s the most concerning issue. He was reportedly doing his gratuitious commentary on Shakespeare, no doubt because there is some financial incentive involved.

He’s got status but no cash. He’s going to us that status to get cash, and while John Lewis incinerations might not excite the public, the fact that our PM is permanently up for compromise should be.