:tories: Tories in trouble?

I guess this is one way of getting out of having to to protect Tories

My immediate thought was, how does a loaded pistol protect anyone at 42,000ft if discharged? A hull breach would probably kill everyone…

:roll_eyes:

Bullets should have reduced load so penatrate flesh but not the double aluminium skin of the plane

I remember reading about that a few years back about US sky marshals. Never read anything about UK protection officers so dunno.

Does this mean that Raab’s bodyguard is actually thicker than Raab himself? Quite an achievement if so.

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More dodgy donations accepted by the Tories.

Perhaps they could just have a little flag that pops out and reads “BANG!!” :thinking:

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The Home Office is covering itself in glory again. (Sarcasm, people)

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No surprise there - isn’t it a Pyrrhic victory? A regret amendment? Ie we don’t like it but there’s bugger all we can do about it?

Which beggars the question - what is the point of the HoLs

I keep saying. Replace it with a people’s assembly where candidates are selected via lottery a la jury service.

It won’t be much worse.

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haha Bawbag Boris! that’s class :lou_lol:

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Am I surprised?

Someone on Twitter suggested that the logistical nightmare of storing vaccine at -80 degrees could be solved by placing it adjacent to Priti’s heart.

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Oh, very good @Goatboy

:+1:

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Johnson supports Patel over the bullying report. Another shameful display by a weak and pathetic PM. Having said that she is not guilty of such behaviour, she has now apologised for it. Hmmmm

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Don’t get this - step her down, park her on the back benches for 12 months and then bring her back if you want her in govt that badly

Can Johnson actually make a tough call?

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Nope still prevaricating over Curry or Chinese takeaway tonight.

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