:tories: Tories in trouble?

Pretty decent Hatchet job

One thing puzzles me - he set up, grew and sold a very successful company - you can’t do that if you are that much of a thick twat so he must have some sort of ability in there somewhere

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Angela Leadsom killed a man in Waitrose just to watch him die.

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Not sure there is a drug that would.

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https://twitter.com/miss_s_b/status/1138162926102224896

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That Bolivian marching powder certainly does some strange things to a man! I’m sure the Republican side of Ulster will find this interesting.
https://www.irishnews.com/news/northernirelandnews/2019/06/11/news/michael-gove-has-long-held-orange-affiliation-1638896/
I have this image of Gove, a beak full of charlie, standing in front of the mirror belting out ‘the sash my father wore’, surrounded by his Orange memorabilia which he collects apparently. Now that is a seriously strange hobby!

Labour have got anti-Semitism, Tories have now got cocaine-gate

Except Labour really doesn’t - at least not in a way that’d make people say “ooh, they’re particularly afflicted”.

This drug thing is a load of nonsense. If you’ve got to Boris’ age and haven’t taken drugs.I’d be more concerned.

Are you concerned about me? :smile:

Do agree with you. Plus I would add that the Tory party have an issue with Islamaphobia and poor people.

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Like his mate Gideon, Alexander had up until a few years ago a rather large habit. It’s anyone’s guess if he’s still an addict, let alone the potential for blackmail(there’s going to be a lot of tales), so probably best to be concerned about a possible future PM(how fucking low have we sunk :lou_facepalm_2:).

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Who can forget the footage of Gideon sat behind Cameron at PMQs, tie askew, clearly stoned out of his head and struggling to keep it together. The consensus among experts in the field that it was probably Ketamine.

From what i’ve read Boris could give him a run for his money though!

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Think about how many years ago that was, then add how long it had already been going on for.
Now search our MSM for reporting of it(same with Pfeffel) and you’ll find as good as fuck all. This is why Al can’t become PM. More skeletons than a graveyard and even a completely compliant media won’t be able to keep all that shit quiet, unless they have a cunning plan to shut out any non conforming voices.

Gideon the Kethead.

I had never considered that before, but for me, it’s on the money.

At the correct dosage, ketamine is a very reliable tranquiliser, favoured for certain classes of patients, such as infants or the elderly, because it does not mess with the respiratory system.

At sub-anaesthetic doses, it does something interesting from the perception of the user. It slows time down. Thirty minutes of real time feels like three hours.

In that little vid, Gideon probably felt about twenty minutes of real time looking at every facet of the opposition benches in all their glory. I’m no prude, and am actually very interested in the concept of politicians being under the influence.

Gideon is not the first MP to be high in the HoC. He might be the first to hit the K-Hole as chancellor.

You may be onto something there. How’s this for a bit of blue sky thinking? Compulsory drugs for MPs, they won’t be allowed into the chamber unless they can prove conclusively that they’re ripped to the tits on a prohibited class A.

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Post of the first half of the year @scotty

:rofl:

…I suspect there will be more in the months to come.

I got the proper horn when I saw that pic mate. :grin::grin::+1:

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