a) Cristiano Ronaldo
b) CR7
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Anyone who can score a hat trick in the World Cup has to be good, right??
1: The Brother in law he Steals
2: The big boss on the shorebase He Lies
3: My Mechanical Supervisor he lies and is not as good as he thinks he is.
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This really needs to be an editable list as the runners and riders tend to change on an hourly basis
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Can we make it… ‘hit on the nose with a big fucking heavy, oak chair’? If so Boris Johnson (obviously) most of the cabinet but more recently that Chope cunt.
I have anger issues…
I got rescued from a fight last night. Old school NF style fascists. I would have lost.
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Sad to hear mate. Apologies for starting this thread/
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Haha! No worries, it certainly wasn’t your fault. I shouldn’t have been calling them fascist cunts!
Well, I should but I should also remember the consequences.
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That or check your getaway path before you start calling them fascist cunts.
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What were you doing hanging around Westminster?
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I’d like to punch more than three people on the nose, but as I haven’t had a fight for about 25 years, I reckon i’d probably fuck my knuckles up after the first one and punch myself out with one swing. When was the last time any Sotonians got involved in a dust up and did it end well?
The last fight I can remember being involved with was after the “Snow Ball” at Bristol Poly / UWE in the early 90’s. A few of us got caught up in a rumble waiting for taxi’s. Being fortified with numerous pints of cheap lager, i thought my performance was Balboa-esque. However the next day I was told it was more Bilbo-esque and i couldn’t move my torso without a great deal of discomfort due to the battering i had taken with numerous body shots.
So I s’pose my top 3 will be the three cunts that i ended up trying to fight that night.
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Right now the person who gave me this cough is right up there at the top of the list. I am considering awarding him / her second and third place as well