No wonder they’re winning. They have double the regulation number of limbs. 
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More chance of it being disallowed for handball.
Wouldn’t she be better off in goal?
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You can’t see it, but she has four legs as well.
All the better for…
Nah!
…and two fann…
Perhaps not. 
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Any port in a storm sir
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PS, did you ever have a volley of ping pong balls fired at you in Patpong Market?
Never been there 
Nope.
Anyone ever get one of those marker pen cartoons done over there?
What cartoons?
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No idea what was going on but Bradley Sunden just had an epic comeback against a Chinese guy to win his 68kg Taekwondo semi final and earn at least a bronze medal
Jon Rahm tested positive as well & is out
Caleb on again for Olyroos
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If anyone has half an hour or 2 to spare it’s worth checking out the pokemon style olympics game on the google doodle thing.
Wait. What?
USA lost to France at Basketball?
How is that even possible?
Just 
Blimey.
It’s raining gold medals.
Peatty & Daley I’ve heard of but Tom Pidcock just destroyed the Cross Country Mountain Bike field