This is the picture I have been looking for. Pamela David wore this dress on Italian TV. I should imagine that a lot of staring went on that night (plus mega use of the pause button).
Some eye candy for Lou.
That is not a good look!
The guy on the right needs some hemorrhoid cream in an emergency.
'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, whatās going on here then?
Its the return of the cod piece!
And a lot of it - check out the size of that thing!
So I think I need to revise the CL Etiquette Manual For Staring At Womenās Breasts as there are some important nuances that I donāt think were clear in the original guidelines.
These have become apparant after conducting much research today while walking up and down Camden High Street.
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Actively or intentionally staring is not acceptable, particularly if the female is aware of it.
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However in open spaces, for example, while walking down the street, then accidental glances are normal.
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Accidental stares are also acceptable, and sometimes quite endearing. However, be conscious of body language. If head is held erect, and eyes accidentally wander, then itās clearly accidental. If head is bent down and targeted towards breasts, then itās an intentional stare. Note. Wearing sunglasses with head bent down, doesnāt make it any less obvious.
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Staring in confined spaces (ie a bus or the job) is not acceptable.
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General compliments are also very acceptable. But always keep the compliment about the person, not the breasts. āYou look lovelyā rather than ānice titsā is generally a more acceptable way to go.
Hope thatās clarifed a few points. Would any male volunteers be happy to give up some time to test out these new guidelines? If you encounter any problems while staring at womenās breasts, you can reference the fact this is a scientific test, done on my behalf.
But Louā¦Your guidelines pretty much fall into what we all do anyway. Iām not an ogler, Iām an accidental observer who on rare occasions forgets to look away after the polite 15 minute accidental glance rule. (Yes, joking)
Personally, I blame Pap for changing the title of the thread.
Originally posted by @Ohio-Saint
But Louā¦Your guidelines pretty much fall into what we all do anyway. Iām not an ogler, Iām an accidental observer who on rare occasions forgets to look away after the polite 15 minute accidental glance rule. (Yes, joking)
Personally, I blame Pap for changing the title of the thread.
Iām referencing the opening post, Ohio, these were the parameters for this discussion. That story fell under point 4: staring in confined spaces (though I hope I havenāt scared him off!)
If I got on ur bus wearing crop top, you would be staring the fuck out of my rippling ab, Lou, you know that you would! You dbl standard woman!
If you got on the bus wearing a crop top, Iād be in hysterics!
Th OP does not count. Heās in Australia for fucks sake!!
I donāt wanna appear racist or anything, but the guy was probably sent to Botany Bay for being a serial rapist. The Sheila he was stalking is probably Australian, therefore has extremely loose morals and a ton of STDsā¦Which is nothing to do with telephones any more, apparently.
In short, what the fuck does Australia have to do with any sort of etiquette? Rule 1: Donāt shit in your motherās pouch. Rule 2: Ignore rule 1
OK, I admit Iāve never been to Australia, but I have been in one of their bars in Exeter, so I am an expert.
If I get arrested for pervy behaviour Lou can I use this guide as mitigating evidence?
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Originally posted by @Sadoldgit
If I get arrested for pervy behaviour Lou can I use this guide as mitigating evidence?
Any problems, just mention my name. Iām well known.
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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Originally posted by @Sadoldgit
If I get arrested for pervy behaviour Lou can I use this guide as mitigating evidence?
Any problems, just mention my name. Iām well known.
Cool. As it is going to be a hot day tomorrow I shall give it a try and report back.