At least he can feed the chip to his victim in the back of his van and save a quid or so.
#alwaysabrightside
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Guess who just got kicked out of the pub for telling a bunch of England fans singing 9 German bombers and making other overtly racist statements they were a bunch of Cunts.
Despite being in an England shirt and cheering on England, I’m not actually English.
The fucking state of us.
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Right with you @goatboy
I had 2 air compressors fail and a sea water lift pump go into appoleptic vibration shock, Then a safety valve lifted and 98 tonnes of distilled water dissapeared into the atmosphere.
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Yeah but my thumb!
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You have a Still on your rig?
And you lost water?
I’m calling b.s. on that…
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Meanwhile.
It won’t last but how nice to wake up in the morning with a post footie match smug grin on the face
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I was in the pub all day watching Hampshire. Apart from during the innings break, when I sat outside in the sun. 
I hope you sent the Mrs out to work. That wedding isn’t going to pay for itself.
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Still got that grin on.
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