Will @fowllyd succumb to the weight of expectation?
Will @tigger bounce England out of the competition early doors
Wahbi Khazri is set to be available for Tunisia, although he may lack match fitness, having not played since April after injuring his thigh with Rennes.
Full-back Ali Maaloul should also be fit despite a hamstring problem, but key forward Youssef Msakni was left out of the squad because of a knee injury.
England players have reportedly already been told their starting line-up.
Midfielder Jordan Henderson, centre-back Harry Maguire and forward Raheem Sterling are all tipped to play.
This is where the tournament really starts. Roat beef versus cous cous. Best bitter versus mint tea. Crunch time for Harry Kane and his magic chin. Can our gallant lads do it? Can we even begin to imagine the headlines if they don’t?
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Kane is clearly the best dribbler in the tournament.
Expect a change of shirt at half time.
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Well the manager for Tunisia is pretty cra…I mean not very good but then, we are only against England
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He’s not very nice to look at either is he 
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5Live are bigging up Engerland - the better side, should bring down Tunisia etc etc etc yawn…
I’ll reserve judgement.
Well, that has never happened before at the start of a football tournament, ever…
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Just heard on the BBC the Russians have organised a plague of specially bred Mosquitoes to invade the Volograd Stadium to sting our gallant boys.
They have been heard humming and singing the words, “FIFA fi fo fun I smell the blood of an Englishman” It’s a fuckin’ conspiracy.
Stay strong…remember Salisbury.
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Its 01:50 am here and in 3 hours 30 mins time I have to start a 12 hour shift
This had better be worth it.
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Cricfree is the entire National Anthem behind BBC 1 on Mobdro 
How did they not score there ?
Get fucking Sterling off of the pitch…now
Cows arse and Banjo spring to mind when Sterling gets in front of goal
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get the fuck in about time
1 - 0 Phil…you can go to bed now.
