No thanks
He’s no Bert Marwijk.
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Is that a good or bad thing?
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Naa…too ugly.
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+1 This can’t be allowed to happen! Look at his hairline! His face! What a geek! I’m not saying that Puel is Alpha Male, but you at least got the impression that deep down, if it really came to it, he could handle himself, if only to the extent of shin kicking and hair pulling.
Imagine the LMA awards! Dyche, Conte, Allardyce doing coke in the bathroom, shoving Tuchel’s weedy head down the toilets. Is that what you want?
This is a big job! Someone needs to go into SMS, bitch slap Tadic, stand toe-to-toe with Fraser Forster and tell him he keeps goal like a fkn Girl! Who’s up to the job?
You bros are pushing Timmy Tuchel:
I’m saying we need B.A.Bakhar:
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Good point Bear.
Still think that George Michael clone from Huddersfield fits a bill
It’s got to happen … look at these fantastic videos we can use
Toooo Shell Shelll hush hush eye to eye.
I don’t know much about Tommy T but didn’t just come third in a 2 horse race? What kind of football does he play? Is it high press shit defence like Klopp or more high press no plan b like poch or no press no attack like puel?
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What does “Toooo Shell Shelll hush hush eye to eye” actually mean? It appears to be gibberish, though if you try hard you could possibly see it as the fans telling the manager to be quiet?
That geeky, balding German…
Sure plays some mean football!
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Working on my Tommy Tuchel lyrics. So far I have:
He fucked it up at Dortmund
Then signed up as a Saint,
Experienced and eager but van Marwijk he aint,
We all know he hates Pompey
That’s why you hear us call:
"That geeky, balding German
Sure plays some mean football!"
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Fuck sake Bearsy, have you never seen the Karate Kid?
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Hey everyone! Long time lurker of the forums (both for the news and entertainment factors) but new member/poster!
Looking at this thread the other day encouraged me to sign up and join in the fun. Had a great reply to Bearsy’s post about how I’d misread B.A. Bakhar and had all these wonderful jokes about Mr T. lined up. But then my membership approval took a couple of days to go through and I feel like the moment has passed now! As I know what some of you lot are like I even had some awesome pictures to share and everything.
Anyway, look forwards to getting to know you all and joining in the discussions!
Rob
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Hi Rob! Ur not alone. Lot of ppl just signed up to Mock On My Posts.
Sorry about the delay getting ur membership approved, but pap is currently working a 9 (nine!) hour day. We would still be pls to hear any Mr T jokes tho, so we can pity you fool.
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Hi Rob, don’t raise expectations too high! We have a standard to maintain and it is pretty low 
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Which team do you support Rob? I’m guessing St. Mirren but that is a just hunch. We have all sorts on here, Celtic, Villa, FC Gosport, even Eastleigh but these who hold the power are all Liverpool. We try and avoid talking about football as it causes too many disagreements. My tip - avoid all football discussions + post tits.
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Have you, @btripz ? Have you? 
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