Who would you cull from the current squad?
Goalkeepers:
Meh. I suppose they will do.
Defenders:
Bertrand (probably going anyway) off the wage bill.
KWP keep.
Bednarek keep.
Vestergaard keep.
Stephens keep to annoy the late Barry Sanchez.
Salisu keep.
Midfield:
JWP keep.
Romeu keep.
Diallo keep.
Armstrong keep.
Redmond sell to Norwich for 30p.
Djenepo sell to West Ham or Newcastle for too much.
Tella keep.
Forwards:
Keep Ings and Adams.
Sell NLundulu to Palace for a nominal fee then watch him score 15 goals, mostly against us.
Send Minamino and Walcott back from whence they came and flog Obafemi to some European minnows where he will waste his career by getting arrested in a bar with hookers.
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Great post.
Clearly Obafemi will score the winner tonight
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Get in Adams
Wrong thread and stone cold sober
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GK:
Gunn - get rid
McCarthy and Forster - get rid of one, keep the other, don’t care which
BUY NEW KEEPER
RB:
KWP - keep
BUY NEW (pref someone who can play LB and RB)
CB:
Bednarek - keep
Vestergaard - keep if he’ll stay, if not replace
Salisu - keep
Stephens - keep if we must, but only as a last resort. Prefer to sell and replace
LB:
Bertrand - let him go, he’s past it
BUY NEW
CM:
JWP - keep
Romeu - keep
Diallo - keep
(Keep Smallbone too, Armstrong can also play here)
AM:
Armstrong - keep!
Redmond - sell
Djenepo - keep
Walcott - get rid
Minimino - get rid
Tella - keep
BUY NEW
Forwards:
Ings - keep if he’ll stay, if not replace
Adams - keep
Obafemi - keep (would have said get rid before injury but seems to have come back a bit more switched on)
BUY NEW
Also get rid of Nlundulu, Valery, Vokins, Hoedt, Moi, Lemina, and whoever else we’ve still got on loan.
They’d expect change from that.
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Apart from stitching us up with him in the first place, I m not sure they have done anything to deserve that
Redmond.
The new Dusan Tadic