Our milkman was called Mr Light and he lived opposite us until he hanged himself from his bannister.
edit: I donāt miss him, he was a miserable cunt.
Jimmy Clitheroe on the wireless.
Either my memory is bad or I had an underwhelming childhood but at present cannot think of anything I particularly miss.
Maybe some family members, a few pets and long holidays in Dorset.
Seems reasonable to meā¦
I do miss those Golden Wonder Sausage and Tomato crisps thoughā¦
Slightly āsexistā or at least feeding stereotypes ads on TV. Oxo where always about the wifey cooking dinner⦠but this with the immortal ā what will you give your old man with his steakhouse grill?ā is a āclassicā
And the reason I started supporting Saints
Very much this
My Raleigh Commando
My dad going to exotic places on extended Army tours and bringing back exciting presents.
Long summer holidays at my granās in Bournemouth
I know itās not right to judge by my own poor standards, but the school disco crap of trying to snog a bird after a can of cola (circa 14 years of age), very soon gave way to trying to finger the girls up the garages after some home brew nicked from the old manās store (circa 15 years of age - see Bletchs scampi fries) to trying to get the girls to blow you at house parties after 4 cans of Holstein Export nicked from the local offie (circa 16 years of age) to trying to bang them (before throwing up) at other house parties after 4 more cans of Holstein Export and a quarter bottle of Voddie (circa 16.5 years of age). Then bragging about what you had or hadnāt done.
Naturally, Iād be fucking gutted if I even got a sniff of some rancid little cunt trying this on with my daughter.
Oh, and Spangles. I miss Spangles.
Who said romance is dead!
Iām just glad no oneās said āgiving blowjobs to the local priestā¦ā
Top deck
Bloody hell @saintbletch, damn you. Iāll raise you:
Edit: why just the URL? Copy and paste from Twatter and the BBC, for example seem to workā¦)
I edited it for you. You seem to have edited it back.
There is a space in front of the URL. Delete that and it should work.
Carlsberg Special Brewā¦
Amazingly refound it 25 years ago at an African bar in Dubai just after I landed under the name of Elephant Brew
Weird - all I did was copy and paste, nothing elseā¦
You did nothing wrong except put a space in front of the URL you pasted. Itās still there. Edit the post and remove the leading space and it should work.