A friend told me that in sperm donor clnics they call it “milking the cow”!!
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Jäger bombs.
At least that’s what I should have said last night 
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Been sitting through yet another series of Homeland (they really should have quit whilst they were ahead). Not only has Quinn just recovered from a gunshot wound that would have killed 99.9% of anyone on the receiving end but he has barely recovered only now to be pumped full of Sarin and despite keeling over frothing at the mouth, it looks like he will survive having talked a nice Jihadi into doing the right thing and pumping him full of an antidote. Nope.
Starwars…Nope 
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paying to see Star Wars… Nope.
watching illegally on a stream…maybe
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Monkey goat porn - Nope
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Originally posted by @CB-Saint
Monkey goat porn - Nope
Look Bearsy, just cos I don’t share that particular perversion, there’s no need to get spiteful and vote me down.
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Haha!
Chestnut stuffing.
Selfies.
12 people have died taking selfies this year v 8 from shark attacks
A shark that size would be lucky to nibble on your todger
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Male contraceptive switch, in the testicles
A German carpenter has spent the past 20 years developing an idea for a male contraceptive consisting of a switch that sits inside the testicles, in order to control the flow of sperm through the urethra. Having already attained a patent for the product and created a working prototype, inventor Clemens Bimek is now awaiting the start of an upcoming clinical trial on his product.
Made from PEEK-OPTIMA – a polymer that is regularly used to manufacture implants – the so-called Bimek SLV is surgically inserted into the spermatic ducts during a half-hour operation. Once implanted, the switch can be felt through the skin of the scrotum and physically flipped in order to open or close the flow of sperm.
The device is inserted into the vas deferens as a blockade of sorts. When the switch is in the open position, sperm is able to pass through the vas deferens – the duct that conveys sperm from the testicle to the urethra – before exiting the penis via the urethra. However, when the switch is flicked to the closed position, sperm is blocked from passing through, therefore eliminating the possibility of pregnancy arising from sexual intercourse.
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Originally posted by @KRG
Male contraceptive switch, in the testicles
A German carpenter has spent the past 20 years developing an idea for a male contraceptive consisting of a switch that sits inside the testicles, in order to control the flow of sperm through the urethra. Having already attained a patent for the product and created a working prototype, inventor Clemens Bimek is now awaiting the start of an upcoming clinical trial on his product.
Made from PEEK-OPTIMA – a polymer that is regularly used to manufacture implants – the so-called Bimek SLV is surgically inserted into the spermatic ducts during a half-hour operation. Once implanted, the switch can be felt through the skin of the scrotum and physically flipped in order to open or close the flow of sperm.
The device is inserted into the vas deferens as a blockade of sorts. When the switch is in the open position, sperm is able to pass through the vas deferens – the duct that conveys sperm from the testicle to the urethra – before exiting the penis via the urethra. However, when the switch is flicked to the closed position, sperm is blocked from passing through, therefore eliminating the possibility of pregnancy arising from sexual intercourse.
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Yeah but where does all that bottled-up sperm go. I’m too nervous to do it myself but has anyone Googled “sperm blow-back”.
I’m at work, really don’t fancy trying to explain that one tbh.
[boring medical interlude] sperm makes up a microscopic part of the love yoghurt, what he is suggesting is basically the equivalent of a vasecomy done with a clipit rather than a soldering iron, the part of that idea that scares me the most is that he is a carpenter, so presumably it would look like some kind of stocks. You really wouldn’t have to worry about images like this [/boring medial interlude]
Bazza thread titles
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LinkedIn job suggestions.
Actually, LinkedIn anything.
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