It’s an absolute classic, possibly the best theme tune ever written… I feel a new thread coming on… hang on…
I just came up with one that was so libellous I decided against it - even I couldn’t see Pap banged up as the bitch of E Wing.
It involved a celebrity, and pets, and kids.
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The Jonas Brothers interviews with MLG
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Road Kill Kook-Off
Low budget cookery program involving homeless New Forest locals and opportunistic road scrapings.
Howard’s Way :- Howard You-Don’t-Wanna-Do-It-Like-That, a local Sotonian, walks around Southampton advising people on how to do things “properly”
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Surely any Kook Off would be by the seaside*.
* I’m not trying to say that everyone wants to go.
The Les Dennis and Dustin Gee Gee Show
Popular entertainer Les Dennis suffers a huge attack of delayed grief, focused on his erstwhile comic partner, to the extent where he visits a local horse sanctuary, adopts a horse and calls it Dustin.
The series focuses on Les’ attempts to bring Dustin Gee Gee up to speed with a passable Vera Duckworth for an all important upcoming Pontins tour. It also catalogues Les’ spiral into madness, increasingly believing his weather-beaten quadruped is the real Dustin Gee, resurrected in horse form.
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Who’s the Daddy?
A variety show that pilfers the best bits of Jeremy Kyle and Scum. Jeremy Kyle pretty much lives off its paternity tests. People like the lie detector tests but they play second fiddle to your actual tracksuited tearaway finding out that he’s the babyfather.
There must be some people that are too hot for even Kyle’s security team and own personal brand of aggression to handle. The sort that are close to killing each other over the dispute. Get those people in my show. The results will be revealed in a prison lavatory, where the winner will be given a “tool” and have his best shot at recreating the destruction of Pongo Banks.
Dave will probably take it in a few years. Could probably put it on FoxNews now.
Return on Investment a documentary on fiscal compliance and it’s boost to the local community filmed at Fratton Park.
Oh no wait that’s back for a 3rd series already