YoungAdult#2 was talking about these the other day. Asking my opinion ffs 
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Sounds like you have left “that” chat too late
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A big Xmas thank you to all the tries, and the cabinet in particular.
I have just received my Christmas bonus from the government.
I really can’t decide which shop to spend my £10 in, and what to spend it on.
May put it towards my energy bill, although it will hardly make an impact on the £7.50 spent up to 8.00 today.
Tories!
Am or Pm?
Big Hint for a chrimbo present ;-0 Stroke chin knowledgeably and ask him if he prefers them 4 wire for coil tapping, phase reversed (like Peter Green) and maybe some aged Nickel covers for the relic look? 
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Done Xmas shopping.
Asked Mrs P_F what she wants - nothing.
But in Leroy Merlin Hardware store she expressed an interest in one thing.
So I bought her a Loo Roll holder.
Any other ideas gang?
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Matching toilet brush
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Genius!
Thx
Loperamide.
I’m not even googling that!
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I suggest a self gift
A co op funeral plan
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And there I was thinking that no one could be more stupid that I am - don’t you remember when I bought the Ayatollah a frying pan?
Tell you what, as an advice forum this place really sucks - it’s the antithesis of mumsnet
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