Didn’t I read on here that you’re getting married some time soon?
Assuming this girlfriend you mention is the future Mrs Bear (granted, that may be an assumption too far in your case, Bear) then very shortly the time when this woman woke you up begging for sex at 3am – or, indeed, any other times on the 24 hour clock – will just be a dim and distant memory.
Yeah, in point of fact in 4 weeks time I will be officially Off The Market! Take notice ladies! Time is running out if you want to get in on some of this action! Do not miss this exciting opportunity!
I mean, assuming I survive my worldwide stag tour, which commences this weekend rip
My wedding is not a very grand affair. It is registry office job, cos originally it was Shotgun situation on account of her being Pregnant. Then of course when baby died (rip) it seemed bit difficult to Back Out.
I bought a new suit at the weekend for wedding tho. It is bright blue. It cost me £400. And I bought new shoes. They are nice shoes! They are supposed to be brown, but they look quite red to me. They cost me £140.
Then I got home and tried on the two together, and the overall look was a bit:
It’s a good look @bearsy especially when you look back at the wedding pictures in years to come…it’s the kind of outfit that will never date. Your misses should go for a red outfit with blue shoes.