Why is that Romanian wearing a condom on his head. Sponsorship requirements?
Gareth Southgate puts on a condom before having a wank.
I once took my biggest Dubai client to a football match in Derby.
We both wore Condoms on our heads.
What’s the problem?
I hear you were holding hands…please explain.
Probably to stay upright after the visit to the lottery winning Real Ale microbrewery at the station
Plausible, you’ll be relieved to hear.
Known in polite circles as a ‘Gentlemans Wank’.
…ah, a fellow Viz reader. That makes you, me and Pap as far as I know
Oi! I’m a ex-viz reader…
Sod Viz how have Austria not scored yet?
Because Turkey have scored 2
Game on just as i prep to go to bed
2-1
Top game this one. Belting
If only Engerland could be bothered to play like either team.
My young Turks march on Berlin!
Enjoyed that
I thought it was a Posh Wank…
“ex”, mate. We’re talking current.
That’s a colloquial term for a liaison with an, ahem, professional lady at the lower end of the cost spectrum. Generally used by the so-called upper classes.