Pity he didn’t control the ball for him as well.
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Phil McNulty gives it both barrels…
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Foden has flown home because of a “pressing family matter” should be back for the next game but will miss prep time
His missus is expecting
That sorts out the Foden or Bellingham conundrum
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He’s gone to consider his position, in the hope that Southgate will do the same. 
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Martin Keown: “Very patient at the moment, Belgium…”
Belgium: immediately lumps aimless long ball fifty yards forwards to nobody at all. 
You will have to be patient. Stuart Attwell is on VAR.
This is actually quite comforting. For those who think our highly rated players are underperforming massively, and that our number 9 has lost his edge, might I suggest tuning in to the Belgium game. 
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Dear Saints fans.
I have good news and bad news.
We failed in our bid to sign Harry Kane to replace Che.
Will you please welcome our new #9 Romelu Lukaku!
Who’s been channeling his inner Shane Long.
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Wait what?
Bugger watching wrong game
Georgia 1-0 upinside 4 minutes
Lady Slowlane not best pleased, she has Portugal in the sweepstake. 
How do we mot score there?
I’m mot sure. 
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Good to see the ref ain’t falling for the Portuguese conning.
Ronaldo is a nasty cunt isn’t he.
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Ronaldo is such a massive cunt - I hope this ref has the stones to send him off
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I don’t know if I should laugh Georgia have a second from the spot or annoyed VAR has procured a penalty from butterfly’s breath of contact. 
He’s got a face like a slapped arse
In other news, Turkish fans not at all happy and making it known at 1:1 so far.
I don’t want to meet Georgia any time soon
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They were ace
Their fans - half of them are in tears. It’s the best day in their football history
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