The Sweepstake - The (other) Final for Complete Losers 🇧🇪 v :engerland:

FIFA, in its wisdom, feels that the ephemeral belief in our national team that has eluded our nation for decades needs to be crushed under the 22 feet of the Belgium national team.

As a result they’re hosting a one-off game, the object of which is to remove any hope that has built up over the last 5 weeks that England might have turned a corner.

It’s the third place play-off


:belgium: Belgium v England :engerland: @krg v @Fowllyd - Saturday 14th July 3:00PM :clock3:


A by-product of FIFA’s cruelty is that we get to watch @Fowllyd’s :engerland: put to the sword for the second time in the same tournament by @krg’s :belgium:.

It seems that the wish of the Flemish fans when they chanted “Kunnen we je elke week spelen?” has been granted

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Ah you did Thanks :lou_lol:

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Brilliant - especially the Boris bit

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Oh dear 1:0 not to Engerland already

Looking like it’s going to be an embarrassing defeat

Great start for England

We need set pieces to be able to score apparently.

They are playing shit tbf

Better spell

Sorry I must have blinked

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He means for Belgium

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Cynics.

Kane slipping as he shot.

Why did Sterling play a bouncing ball to Kane?

Slot it on the ground.

Kane would have buried that for Spurs :roll_eyes:

Kane…Golden Boot??

PAH!! I spit on your Golden Boot.

Chadli off should mean Trippier can get forward more.

Sterling has all the control of a bed wetter today.

So at the start of this tournament I thought this formation would force us to be attacking.

But our 3 at the back with advancing wingbacks just turns to 5 at the back with not enough cover in midfield as soon as we play a decent team.

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John Stones should have got 3 yellow cards for that one challenge on Hazard.

A good card to give away as the pros say. Prolly.

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Unlucky Lukaku

Lucky Engerland