And Dynel Simeu on the bench as cover
I was too busy getting pissed to ask “Source?”
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You been playing cricket again?
His parents could have had the foresight to call him Heinz…(plagiarised from elsewhere)
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Let’s hope he can cut the mustard.
See post about 5hrs ago 
I’m vry serious business Cob, I haven’t got time to read other people’s posts RIP 
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Think this is all fake news.
Not seen a sauce that’s reliable yet.
Also, how can we afford him unless we got him on some kind of HP deal
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He will have opposition players on toast.
Would it be racist to call him ‘brown sauce’?
Asking for a friend…
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That would make him A1 then.
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I don’t think that would make him very HP, if you know what I mean Harry
That’ll mean no money for us then
Obviously got potential. I hope this youngster is more Tino and less Danso.
Where do they get their inside info from? Is it from sticking their finger in their mouth and then sticking it in the air??
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Yes or no?
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