Seriously good news if true. Big prospect and their young player of the season who, from the sound of it, they didn’t want to lose.
If true? It’s in the Daily Mail, why wouldn’t it be true? 
There’s always a first time. But Dan Sheldon’s confirming it, so looks good. Buy-back and sell-on clauses, of course.
Oops
LOLOLOLOL
This is what it is like to be part of the food chain, Levy. This is Karma for all the shady shit you have pulled.
Please can we take the schadenfreude down a notch. Especially when Danny Ings will be their target replacement and JWP (the guy who never gets injured) is the subject of bids and has so far missed the last two preseason games…
Nope - we have been fucked so many times that our club’s arse gapes like a wizards sleeve. Water off a ducks back. We don’t get many chances to gloat - we should grab them with both hands when they turn up and fuck the consequences
Fuck yeah! Up yours Levy
Thank you, Jeremy Corbyn 
Means not much to me but ok
Anybody else cynical like me and read in to this?
Still rumours circling about Villa making a second bid but if JWP wasn’t interested then they would be told as much and not bother.
It could be a ploy to get improved terms although he only signed a new deal last year. I hope it’s the latter.
Have we actually signed him then? Like officially?
Reported to be at Staplewood doing the signing. Medical done last night
Spitting image of Elyounoussi
Now confirmed. 5 year deal with buy-back clause “over £25m and closer to £40m” and sell-on too. If he’s as good as KWP I’ll be happy.
Mrs DB casually said ‘are you called Southsea now?’.
Sanctions have been imposed.