⚽ 🔃 The Summer 2021 Transfer Thread

I’m not mocking the Wrexham takeover. It’s given the place a real boost. Can’t really compare it to Southampton though.

Ryan is a proper Lad.
Rocked up in Dubai to vacation with his best mate from college.
Turned up at our Wednesday night karaoke in baseball caps he belted out some banging tunes then came over for a chat. Only when he was leaving did he grin & take off his cap and say, oh and thanks for not eating me out to the crowd.
Came back the next week, bought beers.

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I’d rather have him and go along for the ride than our permanent stasis, fuck me we’re a boring club…

Just been googling, Scarlett Johannsen is only worth £120m :lou_sad:

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Hardly enough to keep you in viagra :wink:

Cheaper brands are available.

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NHS. :+1::+1::+1::+1::+1::grin:

Nurses milking the cow?

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I’m shocked by such vulgarity. Shocked and disappointed. :rage:

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That you didn’t come up with it first?

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No, by his cavalier attitude towards our nurses. Our caring angels shouldn’t have their virtue demeaned like that, hasn’t he heard of Florence Nightingale, Barbara Windsor or Mary Millington? :rage::rage:

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Your fuckin’ obscure quotes…who the fuck is Florence Nightingale. :lou_facepalm_2:

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She has a machine & works at the previously named Excel centre in London?

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Naaa…an empty vacuous Government PR stunt…or summint.

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She’s the one without the suspender belt.

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How about a punt on this one just for the lols?

Not sure he’d be up to much consistently though

So maybe Bertrand won’t be extending his stay then. Interesting…

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1420167/Tottenham-transfer-news-Jannik-Vestergaard-Southampton-Milan-Skriniar-Inter-Jose-Mourinho/amp