šŸ“š The Sotonians Lockdown & Beyond Diaries

Monkey Tennis
2029

You have a week to conduct interviews

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2030

test to release means you still do day 2 and day 8 test but one on day 5 as well so didnt see the point in paying the extra money Was made exempt at Heatrow due to my job :slight_smile: so at my old mans for 10 days

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2031

And did your Dad have any say in this? Just wonderingā€¦

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2032

he did. I never even thought about it until he was double vaccinated as well so as safe as can be.

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2033

Yeah gonna do the release so can actually go out with the little 'un on ā€œAdventuresā€ He is now 7 and told Mum - I want to take Grandad on an Adventure to London when he comes, Iā€™m perfectly capable of looking after him even though he is old and I know my way around all the best places now.

:man_facepalming:

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2034

I was thinking more along the lines ofā€¦does he really want to be stuck with you for 10 days lol

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2035

he already has a shopping list :slight_smile:

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2036

You asked your Dad to order you a Long Time?
Was that online or?
Asking for a friend

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2037

This is something you really donā€™t want to order on The Waterside, believe meā€¦

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2038

I am with you there @Cobham-Saint.
Just the ride back in a taxi and the females walking the streets was nearly enough to turn my stomach.

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2039

Just doing the day jobā€¦

2040

Welcome to lockdown bods multiplied with summer clothing multiplied with a general lack of self awareness

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2041

Speak for yourself :kissing_heart::wink:

2042

That is one sight Iā€™m not looking forward to on my return!

And not being non-woke, a size 24 ++ may well feel good wearing a large belt & size 12 vest but I do prefer not to frequent locations where that happens whenever possible.

I can see how horrid it looks in the bathroom mirror each morning when I get out the shower without being reminded when Iā€™m out & about!

Ffs

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2043

The test and trace team contacted me this morning
What a bunch of cunts.
an obnoxious woman who does not know the rules telling me I am not allowed to go for a swab test and have to have it done at home she actually hung up on me.
cunt
Had to call 119 and I am allowed to get my test done outside. she (the cunt) could not have understood. No shit Sherlock.

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2044

Welcome home. :woozy_face:

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2045

Well they ainā€™t gonna find me.
My mobile doesnā€™t have roaming

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2046

Neither did mine it was a landline I was called on

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2047

Meanwhile.
Down on the farm.
Iā€™ve turned all those karaoke nights & song writing moments to good use.

2048

I told the tale of the app and the bank and and.

Today has been

  1. Register at Hospital 1 for CAT Scan on jaw :white_check_mark:
  2. Discover they dont do the MRI
  3. Register at Hospital 2 for MRI :white_check_mark:
  4. Discover need certificate from Dentist that my bridge is MRI proof
  5. Register for special blood test before MRI :white_check_mark:
  6. Return to Hospital 1 to register for blood test before CAT scan :white_check_mark: :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:
  7. Go to bank present docs :white_check_mark:
  8. Order cash from bank :x: got to go to a cash holding branch and order via App. Where on App? Gets employee 2ā€¦ gets employee 3ā€¦
    Changes App language orders cash. Gets employee 1 to change App back to English.
  9. Go to Boss collect forms :white_check_mark:
  10. Drive to Health Office for EHIC medical cover card :x: they moved
  11. Drive to new Health office across town get card :white_check_mark:

To be continued

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