📚 The Sotonians Lockdown & Beyond Diaries

Was in progress pick from last year to day it looks like …

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Your log shed is bigger than the house I grew up in in war-torn Gosport.

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That’s coz it’s an middle class log shed… although built by my amateur hands… my soft as shite skin is now like tree bark…

I think he must have ran out of logs seeing as he made it out of stone and slate.

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Well no fucking wolf is going to blow this fucker down no matter how much he huffs and puffs

Bandwidth gone.
No Netflix, no IP TV Streams.
5 minutes to load this page.
All over the place here by sounds of local FB.

FFS

Yay.
Network is back.
2hours 55 minutes of the best show of Lockdown
Springsteen on Broadwzy
#legend

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Plus it’s got a roof… and it’s not on fire and there’s not 4 police Van’s parked up outside.

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Happy Easter everyone. Any plans?
We’re going out to the in laws for Easter Breakfast, Eggs & stuff. 1st meal not at home since 7th March.

Well, when I say going out. I actually mean upstairs, but you know, small victories…

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Never got the stone slabs finished so I am back in the wood shed…

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The Village Church streamed Easter Mass this morning on FB

It has MORE viewers than the Saints at Home session with MLT & Oriel the other day

:lou_facepalm_2:

What do you mean by “back in the wood shed”?

I am hoping you mean that your missus evicted you to a shed.

I’ll find it even funnier if you’ve done a winter :slight_smile:

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:roll_eyes:

Obv I wouldn’t watch…

You know what they say… url or it didn’t happen. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Secret lockdown diary of Paul Taylor, aged 45 and 1/24th

Easter weekend
I have not left the house for anything other than beers or smokeables since Thursday. Such a pitifully non-essential list of items has its problems, not least the fact that I have them thrown back in my face when I accuse others in the house of “frivolous excursions”.

Gingora spent much of yesterday delivering Easter eggs, something I’ve still got to report to the United Nations. I am sure that they were operating on the same basic assumptions as me; that the Easter Bunny is a fictional conceit. when it is in fact very real, and personified by a 44 year old ginger scouser driving a Vauxhall Meriva. How this changes the geopolitical situation, no-one knows, but surely, it must.

I am starting to disgust myself with my beer consumption. Averaging around eight pints a night.

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It’s in USA they’re still asleep.
Apparently.

Only 8? Pussy.

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Mrs MOT kicked you out again then?

My mate’s Podcast. Aimed at a particular niche - Public Speakers, Small entrepreneurs etc.
Good stuff, ruined by me reporting in from Lidl shortly after the airline ads

the Movement control has changed again in Malaysia.
Earliest I can get off is 23rd of April when B2B is out of quarantine then as cannot fly home 4 weeks lockdown in Labuan, then 2 weeks quarantine in Labuan to come offshore for 6 weeks. Then in mid July if Philippines is open again I can go home, if not another 6 weeks in Labuan followed by 6 weeks offshore again.