I have just had a look over there for the first time in weeks/months and say the thread on Papsweb. Why didn’t anyone tell me?
The bedroom general just compared bearsy to cancer and then said he was as funny as Lenny Henry! If only I could ‘like’ posts over there. I am not a fan of the bedroom general as he is an arrogant, ex con teacher/loser but that is good posting by anyone’s standards.
I’m loving the forum wars. Doesn’t take much to keep me entertained, but a good slanging match over the fence takes me back home to Coxford.
Lenny Henry thou! That’s below the belt. I mean obviously they are both unfunny knobbers from Birmingham but bear hardly ever wanks in travellodge beds.
I think they should solve this in the traditonal way. A bottle throughing contest in Maze Hill. My money is on the general.
I’m getting really jealous seeing Bletch over there, and not hanging with us 
<sigh> that Bletch is such a tart 
Yes, but that’s only because Premier Inn are cheaper.
Does anyone on here, still post on the Ugly Inside?
I went end through a spell a while ago, where I posted a lot again, for a few days. The first time since 2001/2!
I’ve been away, Louise. Did you miss me?
I’ve only popped back here to wish you losers luck with your liberal love-in. I’m going back to Steveweb.
The Man approached me (through an intermediary that we’ll call, I dunno…Colostomy Bag Fascist) to make me an offer I just couldn’t refuse.
And before you say it, No!
It isn’t about the money *
It’s about winning things!
From every statistical perspective Steveweb > Papsweb.
There’s a stark choice.
It’s the difference between creatively jinking between two defenders, and lobbing the keeper whilst playing at home for Gosport Borough in front of a capacity crowd of 89, and flying through the back of some latently creative midfielder, breaking his red right ankle ** and ending his career in front of a completely empty Old Trafford.
It’s no contest.
I’m off, and I’m not coming back.
Don’t try and stop me.
Lou. I said…
Lou!
LOU!
I said, don’t try and…
Lou!
LOU!
I’m…LOU!
LOU!
LOU!
Ahh fuck it, I’ll put on the black tailcoat, and will see you in the New Members thread.
* Whilst it was never about the money, being able to sleep on the gold next to Smaug under Fiver Mountain did appeal,
You need to pay attention more. I would say impossible to get them confused. One is a giant among men
Apologies as haven’t seemed to git hang of quoting. Or anything really
Originally posted by @saintbletch
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
I’m getting really jealous seeing Bletch over there, and not hanging with us
I’ve been away, Louise. Did you miss me?
Ah, baby, you’re back…come over here and I’ll make it worth your while. xx
Bletch makes a Stark choice,
Well, we all know that isn’t gonna end well for him. Only choice any of the Starks seem to get is how to die/get raped horribly
He could have made a Snark choice. That could have been considerably worse, especially if the Snark was a Boojum.
Well, we’re nothing if not consistent - the sotonians thread over the road has been consigned to TMS
Well, that’s progress of a sort. They didn’t delete it, so fair play to them for that.
I’ve got to say, Verbal’s synopsis of this site is very funny! I genuinely laughed out loud! I think I’ll put him back in my good books, even though he was a bit of a wimp when I challenged him last month.
i had to google to find out what a “nebbish” was, but it turned out to be the most accurate summation of i.e. tokyos, that i have ever read. Hats off, vbl! Hats off!
Bit worried to hear bout Pap’s gansta enforcemnt crew tho
I’m with you, Lou.
He really is an excellent communicator - whether you agree with the point being made, he nails it most times. The same is true of Mr. Fry.
And that’s precisely why I don’t want the intelligent, witty, yet cutting funsters over here.
I’ve gone to great lengths to create the myth of my intellect,
I don’t need a challenger here - just yet - in the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
True, Bear.
BTW looking back at your many and varied sexual conquest, have you ever had a female partner who was as large as Dawn French?
#justwondering