šŸ’‰ šŸ¤§ The NHS Thread

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Government seem to be taking the coronavirus seriously. Daughter is in London at the moment and has just gotten out of A&E. Sheā€™s got a chest infection and is going to be on antibiotics.

However, the NHS offered her an ambulance down to the hospital over the telephone, which she declined. She says the doctors in London can be quite crap. Couldnā€™t do enough for her today.

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Had ā€œthe ordealā€ today. Another eye injection at St. Paulā€™s Eye Unit. The last one was not nice. Couldnā€™t read for about half an hour before and not sure I was anaesthetised as much as I needed to be.

Also saw the doctor, which I do occasionally. He reckons Iā€™ll get through a field test with the DVLA, which is welcome news after being off the roads for almost a year.

My experience over nine months is that everybody does a great job; there just need to be more of them. Iā€™ve just got a Ā£900 jab so I canā€™t complain too much, but I did spent two and a half hours waiting about today.

Iā€™ve got an understanding boss, but thatā€™s basically half a day gone with the travel factored in.

All the most important bits are there. They need more people to man the posts and less people making a wedge.

I didnā€™t get past needle in the eye :face_vomiting:

My boss said that too.

But when itā€™s your sight, and by extension your ability to earn, you get past it.

Despite you all thinking I am rock hard, I cannot stand injections

I also prefer the cock ring

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https://twitter.com/withorpe/status/1246513079485116417?s=20

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I know COVID has put the NHS under immense pressure, but fucking hell it is infuriatingly shit nowadays and I donā€™t think you can blame COVID for getting rid of all the hospital department secretaries.

Its pretty good once you actually get to talk to a doctor, but up until that point, what a fucking shit Show.

This is only a flavour of an ongoing saga I am having: 45 minutes waiting on the phone, just to tell them that the appointment they sent me is unfortunately at an impossible time. (No wonder the NHS has issues with no-shows). Another 45 minutes on the phone some weeks later because they didnā€™t send me out the details for the rearranged appointment. Of course the next day they then cancel the appointment themselves (for the third time) . Because of this I guarantee the GP is going to fuck up my prescription next month and Iā€™ll have to deal with the clueless GP receptionists once again who will try to fob me off to an unqualified pharmacist once again and the whole cycle will repeat.

In the last ten years the service has become virtually unusable. Am I right?

Blimey you posted that over 2 years ago. You could have written it today :wink::joy:

Have to say that people talk about the NHS being a lottery and thatā€™s true. Touch wood for Fam C_S it has been absolutely fine over the last 2 years - Go figure šŸ¤·

Hope you get sorted though

It will all be fine once the bellend in No.10 makes good on his promise of 40 new hospitals and 50000 nurses.

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But these include knocking down old ones and replacing them doesnā€™t it? Heā€™s right that theyā€™d be ā€œnewā€ but not ā€œnew, newā€.

I think youā€™ll find that having a first aid kit stuffed under the passenger seat of a nurseā€™s car counts as a new hospital. Got to save a few quid somewhere and why not start by charging them to park too?

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Is that one of the 50,000 new nurses to replace the ones already lost?

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The fact that the NHS has more non clinical staff than clinical staff should tell you everything you need to know about why it has become fundamentally flawed

It does need a complete overhaul but it is too big - I wouldnā€™t even know where to start, let alone deliver upon it given the resistance that would be met

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That was the problem in the 1990"s, itā€™s only got worse.
Having seen Private & Hybrid systems at work, I know that the NHS COULD work. Just how do you undo 30 years of neglect?
Tht doesnā€™t in anyway criticise the amazing people who work there

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Jeez- I work in plugging the private healthcare sector.

But

One the big problem is most NHS ā€œConsultantsā€ work for the NHS but also do 50% private work in private hospitals.

Forgetting the rest of the NHS, who actually do a brilliant job - why should consultants, surgeons and anestheatists have to ignore NHS work and go ā€œprivate ā€œ?

Baz?

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Another old thread but read this

My firm does a lot of work with corporate healthcare. One thing most people donā€™t realise is that virtually all NHS surgeons and other specialists also work privately- youā€™re likely to be operated on by exactly the same people regardless- just paying to jump the queue to see the same person.

Madness, but follow the money.

The dismantling of the NHS by the Tories (I think thereā€™s a place for private care, but this is taking the piss)