with the help of the Good Lord,
Have we re-employed Matt LeTissier?
PLEASE tell me this is from a Nathan Jones quote, not the latest bloke?
@lifeintheslowlane is taking the piss - although I did have a quick scan through just to be sure
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yeah, me too…
The actual quote from the article is :-
“My aim is to get this club back where it belongs - in the top flight of English football,” Martin said.
"I am ready for this challenge and will give everything to achieve this aim and to give the supporters a team that makes them proud. “I’m thrilled to be here and cannot wait for the work to begin.”
There!! Livened up your morning a bit didn’t it… 
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No idea whether he’s any good. No idea what to expect from his team. No idea who will stay and who will go. Quite looking forward to the start of the season.
Mind you i was looking forward to seeing how we would play under Jones after he had 5 weeks working with the team during the WC break and it turned out that he’d been wanking for 4 weeks and 6 days and the team didn’t know their arse from their elbow.
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New CEO appointed not found link yet.
Joined from Dyson.
No football experience
We are hoovering up the dregs
Finally! Get the fucking air blades in the toilets!
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Now we really will suck
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Tip to liven up parties in the pub, douse your shirt front, face and hair liberally with tap water in the gents bogs. Then stagger dramatically back into the pub, loudly proclaiming that “those Dyson urinals are a fucking nightmare”. 
Still nothing on this Phil? ITK far ahead of the rest…
It was mentioned on our Dxb WhatsApp. reliable source
Announcement clearly buried at the back of the flood of new signings
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https://twitter.com/j_tanswell/status/1673640196242300928?s=46&t=IKgJwo1raSBUez0fme4SNQ
https://twitter.com/southamptonfc/status/1673639949038497793?s=46&t=IKgJwo1raSBUez0fme4SNQ
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Does he know anything about how to run a football club (I haven’t bothered to look tbf)?
He knows all about fans
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I shall shamelessly steal that 
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Glad he is not just full of hot air
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Stop. Just stop…
