šŸ“° The most exciting thing to happen in Salisbury since Stonehenge was created

Well to be fair Pap, I canā€™t always log in here

a) Canā€™t be arsed

b) Iā€™m illiterate with mobile tech

c) Thereā€™s no C

d) Yes, I am Tedmaul and SaintBristol, whatever.

I am a paid stooge by the BBC to infiltrate your website, you got me there :lou_facepalm_2:

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You dodged my primary question, @saintbristol .

Not to be confused with @chertsey-saint .

Pretty convenient that all of those specialists were right on the doorstepā€¦

:lou_sunglasses:

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Everyoneā€™s an expert on spies and attempted murder. The fucking arrogance of some of you cunts is astonishing.

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We have read all the books and watched all the Films

Experts bloody right we are :lou_lol:

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I even know how to solve them as I once watched an episode of CSI Miami :lou_lol:

No expert, but isnā€™t it unbelievably convenient for the west, for this to happen now? Almost a gift from the gods(you wonā€™t get the Republican vote without God. Itā€™s still a crusade for them).

Itā€™s just another part of the game that is pipeline politics. Itā€™s always about energy/resources. Always has been, always will.

A US Army document concedes the real interests driving US military strategy toward Russia: dominating oil pipeline routes, accessing the vast natural resources of Central Asia, and enforcing the expansion of American capitalism worldwide.

https://medium.com/insurge-intelligence/army-study-us-strategy-to-dethrone-putin-for-oil-pipelines-might-provoke-ww3-9b1d9dbe6be9?source=collection_homeā€”1------0----------------

Has any of the western propaganda come from Avaaz or Purpose? Because if it has itā€™s undoubtedly a lie.

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I played GOT Cluedo at Xmas and won. I am therefore Spy-master general so you can all fuck right off with your half-backed conspiracy theories

backed = baked

OBVIOUSLYā€¦

They have spies in Hawaii 5-0 and Elementary, I worked out the whole story as well now.

Meanwhile back to conspiracies and State sponsored murder.

Dr Kelly #cough

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From down here, the MOST ludicrous unexpected result of all this has been FB friends Iā€™ve not seen for years popping up from around the world asking if my family are OKā€¦

Jeez, where were they back in the late 60ā€™s and 70ā€™s when Salisbury was just about 1st on any ā€œFirst Strikeā€ list because of the importance of Porton & Boscombe not to mention all the military bases just north of the City.

Whereā€™s Ed Snowden and his crew when we need them eh?

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Now now, @fatso , donā€™t hate on the woke folk.

The more I think about this the less sense it makes, from pretty much any angle.

Itā€™s certainly odd. Apparently he was in prison in Russia for years. Surely if he was going to be bumped off it would have been done then.

Some news filtering through from the Telegraph. Apparently, the couple were poisoned in their own flat, as was the police officer, who visited the property. All three were poisoned, so no nerve gas walk-by attack.

It certainly doesnā€™t make much sense as a Russian op. What do they get from all of this? Apparently, people involved in spy swaps are nigh on touchable, lest the whole system collapses. His daughter had a visa and visited every month.

The incident happened on a Sunday. This is a former spy living under an assumed name living in Britain. The media was _very _quick onto this one, and before we know who was involved one way or the other, weā€™re talking about Prince William swerving the opening of Russia 2018.

It makes more sense as a British op, tbh, especially given our recent and quite inexplicable sabre-rattling with Russia.

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Canā€™t see it making any sense as a British op either. Nothing to be gained.

Now an FA plot to prevent England getting humiliated in the World Cup, that could make sense. Do you think Greg Clarke would know where to get hold of some nerve agent?

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Well the teams the FA put out our nervouse so maybe they have been using it for years

Probably buying it of the same agents that flog footballers.

You may be right. But then, it may have provided a very handy smokescreen for the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, dude with a lot of blood on his hands.

To my mind, and itā€™s not just this, thereā€™s a lot of shit chatted about Russia on very flimsy or non-existent evidence. Every time that bollocks is in the news something else isnā€™t.

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I think the idea that a nerve agent has been used in an attempt to murder two people, simply to divert attention from the visit of the Saudi head honcho (which was widely covered anyway, from what I could see) is, to put it very mildly, far fetched.

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We like far fetched!

What we need is some sordid sex and this case will be right up there!