I think I might remove my eyes with a spoon rather than watch the second half.
HT 0-0
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
…and Promes has just had a shot at goal…but mis-identified as Memphis-Depay by the tater. 
How poor are Holland?
I knew they’d been on a bad run but thought with a new coach and a home match, they’d be really up for it.
I’ve actually been pretty impressed with England*.
* in the context of not expecting much at all.
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So, am I missing anything in any of the games?
No? I thought not.
chin, chin!!
So after a couple of upham tipsters down the rockingham arms, we are now settling into a rather nice cote de gascoyne Blanc. Have another rum selection pack to approach later on
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Germany 1 Spain 1 so far, but great game despite being a friendly
in the beer stakes its:
Warsteiner 4 Estrella 1
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Our ex-favourite made a brave* attempt to block Lingard’s shot but was unable to stop England going 1 up.
* i.e. not brave at all.
We won.
Glen Hoddle is still a dick.
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Cunts.
Bletch is obviously sick in a ditch somewhere.
and I am stone cold sober offshore so anybody that has had a skinfull is a
Cunt.
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quite
Cunts.
In a Brewdog pub on Clerkenwell, London.
Not really pissed enough for a “cunts” but it’s sort of expected now.
At The Clerkenwell brew house (or some such).
Drinking soundwave IPA which is lovely.
Had to pick up stepdaughter #1 in Wimbledon last night, so didn’t get home until after 9pm, so no time for pre-prandial gin. Was also knackered after a bastard week, so made do with a few glasses of Montepulciano. Tonight, as I’m waiting for my ever-loving wife to get back from returning her elder daughter to Fulham, I’ve been making the gin bottle feel the depth of my want.*
* ‘Want’ in the Jane Austen understanding of the word, as any fule (or indeed David “two-brains” Willetts**) kno.
** This is a reference to a Major-era political scandal, that some on here may recall.
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You’ve basically stuck the bottle up your arse, right?
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Yes. I thought that I might get to have two brains that way, but it hasn’t worked. I remain in want of a second brain.
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After spending the equivalent of a full working day looking at bathroom tiles, toilets and vanity units, I feel I deserve the wine and whiskey that has prompted me to post here. I may well have a sore head in the morning, but fuck it…I have to go looking at more of this shit tomorrow.
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Another look at daily life for an alcholic plumber. It’s brave of you mate to share 
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Sorry I can’t spell also 
I wish I was a plumber, it’d make this new bathroom a lot cheaper. And I’m working on the alcoholic bit as well.
The randomness of Sotonians.
Where else in the modern era would you find an England match thread than in the slightly pickled section.