No booze until kick off on Sunday for me 
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
“Cunt” by any chance?
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I did really want a large g&t tonight but the headache put paid to that but also I cannot be hungover in my role. Will make up for it as going out out on Saturday.
Debt collecting tomorrow. From the Turks and Algerians. A hangover induced bad mood is the perfect base to start. In fact surely the booze I drink tonight should be tax deductible.
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WTF , you some sort of underworld enforcer?? Broken kneecaps if they don’t pay up sort of thing?
I may have some work for you 
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Broken kneecaps is for chump change.
Idiots.
How on earth did you spell that at this time of night?
Cunt.
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I can rest easy now.
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Bump.
Wassup ho’s?
Oh, how pathetically old dad does that sound
Wassup! dude 
It was cool in the 90’s.
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Well i am extremely pissed. Oh deary deary me. Several pints of ale, lost count after the sixth one. But it’s good to be back in Liverpool. I have just been perusing the Salisbury thread, and was thinking about posting. But probably wouldn’t be wise given the state i’m in! I have been led astray Your Honour. Weak as piss. Up the wooden hill i think, the fartbag is calling.
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I’m a dad and my kids were born right at the tail end of the ‘90’ / next century so that’s pretty much where my cultural references stop - Similar eh Baz ? 
- being stuck in a time loop that is…
It’s 1am.
g’night
Friday night I had the joy of picking up krGF from Gatwick.
Tonight I’m apparently going to a birthday party at a non-drinkers household.
No pickling for me this w/e
So after the drought of Friday night, my brother in law has somehow contrived to turn a flying visit this afternoon in to beer fuelled rugby watching session. All this happened without me having to cash in any chips with the Ayatollah. Good work fella.
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Eastleigh 10K has been postponed due to shite weather so off to Unity tonight.
May have to warm up with a couple of cocktails first.
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Haha good idea. Though, it may be a tad disrespectful seeing as they don’t drink for religious reasons.
Plus, they are so lovely I couldn’t possibly bring myself to do that to them.
10/10 for your resourcefulness though.