Wasn’t that on the way into the gents’ toilets?
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
Yes 
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Putting on my most effiminate shirt and heading out with the girls from work to celebrate the boss’s birthday.
Watch this space…
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Cunt
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Must we? I mean, really?
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No, but it’s road crash TV.
You’ll tune in later.
You know you will.
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Sad to say, this probably true. I’m interested to know something though - how long will it take you to select your most effeminate shirt, and what are your criteria for this choice?
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Is it possible for @saintbletch to have a most effeminate shirt? I mean they’re all very effeminate…
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3 hours to go
tick tock
Easy.
It has pink flowers and is sprayed with oestrogen and female pheromones.
It smells like a Debenhams’ perfume counter and could kill a Russian spy sitting on a bench from 50 yards.
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Ah.
You’re on the lash at The Bishops Mill then
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Nice try, Toke, but you’re not even close.
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Start of with @tokyo-saint 's blouse and add some of this and you’ll still be only just starting…
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Alas, on dad Taxi Duties tonight as 13 year old goes to school disco/social. Its a private school so she has to hide her neck tatoo and tramp stamp.
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Assuming you also won’t be wearing your shell suit and the offenders electronic tag will be discreetly covered up?
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Of course
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And we are off and running.
Vibrant Forest Summerlands as an amuse bouche
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