Cunts
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Yep.
But it wasn’t the Jim Beam, it was the cock up my arse .
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Me the new to be son’s stag night and then the wife going to the market at 04:00am which means I can get more Vodka
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I did assume that Jim Beam was a euphemism for going chocolate starfishing…
And the"going down nicely" says it all for itself…
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Bottle of Malbec mid PM. Dozed off. Dinner. Now opening a new bottle of gin. Happy Friday everyone 
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The just rewards for saving on a plumbing bill - or coming out equal with the price of booze 
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Got both my daughters in town for the evening, so have just gotten back from a meal.
They are young, and are still out
I’ll get pissed in the house, tyvm.
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My missus went to the shops at 1pm bumped into a mate and came back slaughtered at 6pm. She then attempted to cook dinner. I had to keep her away from the fire and children until she fell asleep on the sofa.
Means I’ve got a day’s worth of brownie points to use up tomorrow.
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Don’t fucking humour him by using the tern plumbet .
It’s a heating engineer.
if you’ve got a leak call a plumber.
If you’re cold call a heating engineer.
Oh, how it is to get old.
Is this a Polish sea bird that fixes things:
@dubai_phil may explain 
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Survived contact with the neighbour relatively unscathed. Now where did I put the credit card.
FFS do I need to educate you again? Maybe you have drunk too much
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I put it back in the usual place
Only updated my subscription to Knickers, Garters, Guns & Knives
Hope that’s ok 
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I appear to have been a bit pissed last night. Can’t remember getting home from the pub but apparently I bought a few mates back with me and made them all cocktails.
I also appear to have stolen memorabilia from the South Western.
oops.
Barman reckons someone will take over at the SW anyway. 
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Ah Bletch, those memories must hurt. To think you put that picture in the attic only to find that it stayed the same, whereas you… Ah well.
Ou sont les neiges d’ antan, hein?
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