🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

Tonight the plan is :-

o Set Mrs Btripz up for her singing gig
o On the way back home pop into the local Co-op and either buy 3 bottles of beer for £5 (or multiples there of) or a decent bottle of red
o Get home, put kids to bed
o Order takeaway
o Sit down in front of telly, watch the rugby whilst drinking the previously purchased beer/wine. Followed by a 3rd attempt at watching The Cloverfield Paradox (previous attempts have resulted in me falling asleep, not because the film is crap but because I have been dog tired)

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Not much tonight - trying to cut back on Friday boozing

Tomorrow I am headed to Skatesville where I shall attempt to erase all recollection of going there.

Currently in Young Adults halls of residence and there’s no alcohol. Waiting for some of her soon to be house mates to finish lectures on a Friday afternoon before going out

Two things wrong here, no alcohol and lectures on a Friday afternoon - kids of today… Sheeesh

:lou_facepalm_2:

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Course there is no alcohol. They have run out and are banking on you to provide.

The attending lectures thing is a bit worrying though

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Out tonight with the girls from work so expect cleavages and “cunts” later.

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I shall be buying plenty of booze and food a bit later…I feel bankruptcy coming on

It’s a tough job free Heineken for 3 hours so far & trying to time the migration to free Vodka to ease into the Latino moves

Saving grace is that the free beer is Heineken… so not falling over

Yet

Nice!

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Wasn’t like that when I was at uni. Truly sad indictment of today’s society and the very people responsible for sorting out my future pension. Criminal.

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Well i am well pissed. Just arrived home on the back of a motorbike taxi, fuck knows how i managed to stay on it. I really should try to act my age, but fuck it, it’s not a rehearsal is it? 3-30 in the fucking morning, fucks sake. Out tomorrow to watch the Saints v Burnley game, 10- o clock tomorrow night here, really looking forward to it. Have met a staunch Saints supporter here who i will be watching it with. Back home on 3rd March, it looks fucking cold back there, not looking forward to that at all. But it has to be faced i suppose, all part of growing up and being British. Three months have flown by, now back to reality. To be honest i really am looking forward to a proper pint of decent ale in my local at West Derby, i have had enough of this bottled shite. Not really a top shelf man but tonight i had 3 bottles of San Miguel and then got stuck into the local Rum and coke light. A warm glow at the moment but tomorrow i’m sure i will be suffering. Oh well, won’t be the first time and i’m sure it won’t be the last. Hopefully!

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One cocktail for me :lou_angry:

Run in the morning.

On the screaming piss tomorrow night though.

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I imagine Bletch as a sort of Quentim Crisp figure as friedn to all the office ladies, giving them all relationship advice whilst sipping pink gins

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Fuck that, when I was at Uni, some 25+ odd years ago, I had 30 hours of lectures a week, 4 9 o’clock starts and 1 10 o’clock. Wednesday was the only afternoon off and that was because of Sports Day.

@cobham-saint are allowed in a girls’ Halls of Residence? Aren’t they a safe space these days?

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I’m more worried for Cobs than the girls.

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I lam stahgwring

Ddspalsrjk nagrumph

BUT 4 people told me I sing better than E

Ricky Martin

So I am bouncing

And heroically pssed

God bless Brufen

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On this blessed day I feel, we can all thank Brufen

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I went to school with an African boy called Ibu Profen.

Oh Fats … :slight_frown:

This hasn’t gone as well ass anticipated. Now sipping a Santa Theresa 1796 Ron Antiguo de Solera

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