We are on the valentines champagne tonight as not able to drink on a school night. We both bought each other a bottle as we cannot be bothered with the whole thing but feel we have to. then some takeaway. this is helping me forget I lost all the holiday research I did last night. CIN CIN
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I did not get ms pap a Valentineās card or a present.
I did give her a ton today to go out on the piss with my youngest and her sisters.
This is why I am not dead.
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And they say romance is dead.
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Where are you going?
Hope the takeaway was matched to the champagne @intiniki .
I find a lamb bhuna takes the edge off a 1983 Bollinger - darling, donāt you knowā¦
I bought a bloody expensive ring only a week ago. Valentineās Day has been and gone and I got nothing at all in return. I am definitely down on the deal.
Gin has run out, so the Rum will be opened and finished tonight. Laters.
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Weirdo? A bit strong, donāt you think? Quite a mild obsession when you consider the possibilities.
that decided to join a forum so that he could stalk
Stalk? Again, a bit strong and do you know thatās why they joined(might have joined without knowing who you are).
his former schoolmates anonymously.
Who else? The plot thickens 
My stalking career involved discussing it with my school friends, who all thought it was fucking weird,
Fucking weird? Really? Not just a bit odd? I just thought it was a light piss take(donāt remember anything sinister, but maybe wrong there).
and visiting someoneās LinkedIn page. We donāt know for sure that he was SWDP, but heās not posted since.
This is the brilliant bit. Itās not that person, but Sticky hates them more than you, so a win win situation as far as Sticky is concerned and sweeter still, you are making wild accusations to millions* of people. Bet they are itching to post, but have the restraint to see the joke out.
Itās a shame heās not still on the site.
True, if your jumping to conclusions is correct on their sex.
Given my budding career as a stalker, heād be the ideal person to learn from.
First lesson. Donāt announce it on an Internet forum(no charge).
Second lesson. Donāt be so paranoid(Ā£280 please).
*Potentially, but when it comes to Brexshit language a million is close enough to ten.
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@intiniki and @sfcsim were both in my year. Weāve others that have joined up and not posted much, and Sotoniansā piss-ups have been blessed with special guest stars from Cantell. It was a frequent topic of discussion at the pub doās with those peeps too.
Iād take your lessons but I have some overriding principles in play. First, thereās transparency. We try to let people know as much as they can, and when it was clear that SWDP wasnāt coming back, I explained why.
Second, everyone on the forum knew the score. The chap admitted he went to school with us, and never bothered to inform any of us which school mate he might be. Thereās nowt Iāve written up there that isnāt backed up with content from this forum.
Personally, Iām just happy with the closure. It isnāt a comfortable experience when someone has you at an advantage, and is using personal information, such the 2 1/2 year break up that myself and ms pap had as a fucking argument for Remain, to press home that advantage.
I have never hidden who I am. I have always been accountable for my actions. I have the same avatar on here, Facebook and Twitter, my Facebook account is listed as the owner of the Sotonians Facebook page, my Twitter full name has āpapā in brackets.
SWDP and people like him hide behind anonymity to make the most vicious comments without any fear of being attributed to them. @furball would be another. As much as @tokyo-saint and I squabble, Iāve always respected that he doesnāt hide who he is either.
French TV is SHIT.
Found a U Marche on way to hotel
A fantastic St Emillion and now a Brouilly
And a helluvca view of the golf course to fantasize about
At Oakdale Conservative club for a 50th birthday party.
Saving graces :-
Football on the telly box
49er
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Although saying that they have a decent range of bottled beers, non with Punk IPA on the label
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Italy in April pretty much planned. But the stuff I lost was for a trip to Bali and Gilis in July. After my trip a few years ago where I spent 3 days in Bali (mainly drunk/hungover) Iāve wanted to go back. Ideally need 3 weeks. Only have 2.
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Alegedly me and the old man left the bar and pool table at 02:30 in the morning No idea but the empty rum bottle could have had something to do with it.
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Jeez thatās a tough one. Just like my Dadā¦lifelong Labour man but had to walk past a picture of Mrs.T into The Shirley Conservative Club in Anglesea Road. āI give her the two-fingered salute,ā he said, āthey have the best Snooker tables in town.ā
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Cunts
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When I said it was a stunning view of the golf courseā¦
And of course after the training and stuff, we had FREE BOOZE on the Saturday night. Mouton Cadet Reserve Plok & Heinekens were a bad idea when I was 29 let alone at my age, luckily the hangover from hell lasted only 45 minutes into my flight home when the 1st Bloody Mary went down the hatch.
Bleah.
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And it all went to hell in a handcart when Mrs BTripz decided that maybe we didnāt want to leave the car here over night (thanks Mr Con Club Steward for suggesting that the locals arenāt so careful with cars left in the car park!!).
Guess who got given driving duties as it was her friends birthday?
Taken me all weekend to get over seeing that picture, seen it again and got to go to the loos, again!!
Donāt think my work colleagues would appreciate the knocking sound coming from my desk!!
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Placeholder for @bearsy to expand on his pre-stag Stag exploits. Considering he ādoesnāt drinkā I should think heāll be well pickled.