The gods have foresaken me… 
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
The hair of the dog that bit you is a tried and tested remedy…until tomorrow …
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Oh…there we have it…Shoot the messenger. YOU JUST CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
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So, it was my birthday on Thursday, the day before yours, I am therefore 364 days older than you (365 in leap years).
You’d think I’d have been wined and dined on Thursday night, or even maybe last night, or failing that tonight??
No fuckling way. The missus has decied that singing is more important than taking me out or even letting me go out on my own. So Thursday night she sang, Friday night she sang and tonight she is singing.
We did happen to go out with our friends for a curry on Tuesday night but I’d already purchased the Groupon for it and fuck me if I didn’t have to pay for the beers and extras we had over and above the groupon.
And then on top of all of that I fucking drove!!
So no I was definitely not even slightly pickled on any night this week…
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Happy Birthday for thursday @btripz ,
I’m already well on the road to getting very very drunk to celebrate for you… if that helps.
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Ungrateful! I wish I could get my missus to sing Happy Birthday three days on the trot.
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I’m already there - it’s nicer here than on the match thread tbf
You are a disgrace to alcohol Bletch.
Great reaction though.
In my experience when you have a load of middle aged blokes still boasting of their levels of consumption it means either:-
A) - they’e cunts.
B) - they’re Bletch and a complete cunt.
C) - very very sad.
D) - it’ a cry for help.
I posted that link for all this D’s) out there.
Right I’m off to drink loads and loads tee hee hee.
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No need to fucking boast is there??
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Currently in the land of the wytchwood brewery. Hobgoblin on draft everywhere 
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Fuck off, just fucking fuck off
I don’t like to be pedantic*, but I feel I should pick you up on that blatant tautology in option B) above.
*Utter bollocks of course. I fucking love being pedantic.
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Mrs C_S’ mother has Mrs C_S and teenage mutant playing scrabble…
I am elsewhere in the house drinking booze.
Think I got the best end of the bargain
Whilst I must acknowledge the wisdom in your analysis, truth be told, I am of that ceratian age, where there levels of consumption are rather minimal before a) I am pissed, b) I get a fucker of a hangover, and c) up 3 times a night to avoid pissing myself. …my boastung days are reluctantly well and truely behind me
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Cunts
I’m fucked and trying to measure which if anyone knows from the last time I did this a fucking right balls up.
You are
Lots of words - but not in an order that makes much sense
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Oh fuck no - please don’t tell me there’s more than one of you.
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I’ve been off the booze for a few months, but I’ve got the wine out tonight. Am about to say something quite rude to a fellow Sotonian on another thread. You guys have 10 minutes to stop this recklessness.
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Too late now.
Too late now…
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