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[CB-Saint]

Whenever my mate starts ordering dark and stormies it’s high time I found him a taxi

[Goatboy]

dark and stormy is a soft drink.

Get him on the corn 'n oils.

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

To fecking right I amon the way - its my birthday… 48 …fuck… but after a urprise bott;e of exceptionly goodyet extremely middle class elite Krug, followed a chateaubriand with Mrs Grandee and mini nipple, washed doen with a fine NapaValley Stags Leap Zinfandel, about to hit the evn more middleclass Bowmore 18…life is good

[lifeintheslowlane]

Happy birthday young man…seems like you are, as you say, well on the way. Don’t feel too bad about the number of candles on the cake; if you can blow them all out you’re doing OK.

My birthday next week and we have a fire-extinguisher on hand for health and safety reasons.

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

Thank you Sir! Number of candles is not the issue… its the aching limbs, inability to lose weight no matter how much i ride my bike, and the waking up at 330 am like clockwork for a piss that means getting old is shit. I mean how the fuck can i be old… I went to to univesrity when Nirvana and Rage Against the Machine were starting out… not the fucking Stones!

[Bathsaint]

Didn’t the Stones sing all about what a drag it is getting old?

[Cobham-Saint]

Mrs C_S mother has arrived.

While they’re nattering I’ve made myself scarce drunk 4 Jamaica Porters, a Belgian lager and have found the Xmas stash of wine she’s been buying.

Am currently typing very slowly an carefully.

Apologies in advance for all accidental down votes - unless they’re for Pap on the Brexit thread - in retaliation for his random down votes for my original down votes…

[Map-Of-Tasmania]

I am all that is wrong with modern man… i had to cook that Chateaubriand because MrsGrandee canonly do a crap spagbol and macycheese shit… i like cooking but thought, you know birthday an all… and tehn after a few champagnes, they piss off tonwatch TV leaving me with washing up… I am destined to be trodden on… on saving grace is that te Zinfandelis just for me

[lifeintheslowlane]

It’s like you’ve taken your eye off the ball and one morning you wake up and you’re 60! How the fuck did that happen…if I’d concentrated a bit more I wouldn’t have been this old. It’s a mystery.

I gave up football and cricket when I was 32 to a bad back. I had lots of private and NHS physio which did no good…I did exercises and various therapies but the breakthrough came when I said “fuck off” to them all and just took up jogging and then running again. I went back to playing cricket and football until my bad neck got the better of me at 43. I couldn’t head the ball anymore so football was out.

Still have a bad neck but it doesn’t hurt so that’s OK…just two numb fingers on my left hand. Count you blessings…I have friends who didn’t make it this far.

Embrace old age…look forward to retirement…if you’re lucky, you’ll keep all your marbles…it’ll be fun.

[Goatboy]

Just the one G and T for me. Work tomorrow. Someone’s got to keep the economy going.

Beers tomorrow

[SaintBristol]

Have a good night

[Cobham-Saint]

What, by propping up the cable-tie and gaffer-tape industries single handed?

[Cobham-Saint]

My head hurts

A few shandies before, during and after the match should sort it

[Rust-Cohle]

One Year No Beer

[saintbletch]

Down-voted for being out of sync with the forum vibe.

You’d get fewer downvotes if you posted a video of “Pompey’s top 10 strikers of all time!”

And even if you’ve got a point, anyone that posts a link a site that uses the term “Mindset Hack” deserves a down-vote.

[Cobham-Saint]

Boooooooooo

[Goatboy]

I refuse to open that almost link.

[lifeintheslowlane]

Well I hardly liked to say it last night while Ms. Grandee was celebrating his/her birthday but the lament on being unable to regulate his/her BMI ; that Rusty “nearly link” kinda nails it…

Easier Weight Loss – No matter how hard you’re pushing it in the gym all week, a night on the sauce can undermine all your hard work. Get rid of that extra intake and finally see the pounds drop off once and for all. You’ll be lean and mean before you know it.

[saintbletch]

Burn him!

We don’t need your facts and logical explanations here, @lifeintheslowlane , you can fuck right off with that complete bore @rust-cohle .

[Cobham-Saint]

Having a medicinal Moretti having got rid of the mother-in-law for the afternoon…and just because I can #oneyearonthebeer

chin. chin!