Drank too much last night, woke up to find a gorilla had taken a massive shit in my mouth whilst I was comatose. Tried to ride the hangover off, had a little cry when trying to cycle up emery down. Now feeling sorry for myself trying to muster the energy to go the the footie.
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Well I blame Liverpool FC for whatever happens tonight. That, and the several cans of lager I have already consumed ahead of a 40th birthday. It promises to be some craic. Itâs a joint 40th/18th, and I get on alright with both of the birthday girls, but there will be certain characters that I have clashed with in the past, not least a bloke who tried to pass off comical computing industry experience in my presence.
The missusâ MDs will also be there, so I sort of have to be on best behaviour. Ah, fuck it. Iâve got an hour to sober up*.
*After I finish this beer.
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Oldenburg Shiraz 2010 from South Africa - highly recommended
Half a bottle of champagne (my valentine present). Listening to Bowie.
Thanks to Mrs D_P singing Yellow by Coldplay 3 weeks ago when a bunch of Hockey players were at Karaoke night wearing yellow shirts, we had a good night out.
She had Chicken Fajitas, 4 Vodka Cranberries & a pint of Fosters, I had 2 pints of Fosters, a bottle of Cab Sav wine and a really good 12oz Ribeye Steak with all the trimmings and a couple of Springbok shots.
The taxi fare into town for that was 15 quid. The ENTIRE bar bill for the food & drinks came to 40 pence after using the voucher she won.
Plus the bar had the cricket on and there were some Yarpies hanging around to abuse.
#doesntgetbetterthanthat
And yes, I paid the 40p BEFORE legging it!
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Quiet drink at Overdraft, I thought. Multiple beers down already and mâlady bringing friends to escalate the night. Definitely shouldâve eaten something. Ah well!
I am being good. I will make up for it on Sunday.
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Celebratory rum and cola (IDS resigning)
I lie I was having another drink anyway.
âŚanyone remember me? 
Finally back from Switzerland after 12 days away⌠so far there has been 3/4 of prosecco,1x Bitburger and about to start on the doom bar⌠tomorrow I will ride my bike up some big hills and swear loudly when I huff and puffâŚ
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We could never forget you, Gray.
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A couple of quiet bottles of Amstel. Very nice too. Still recovering from an evening with a mad Paddy in London last night .
I am back from the party, alone, with no major incidents to report. Want a big sleep tonight with a view to getting down to Southampton in time for the Brook tomorrow. I am rather enjoying being 40. The youngâuns donât think youâre a dinosaur and the oldâuns can just about accept the fact that youâre no longer a sperm.
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We have done a bottle and a half of Shiraz tonight while watching Sports Relief. We probably should have gone on the spirits.
Popping in for one at a friend from works leaving drinks.
Ended up missing planned dinner with girl and her brother. Iâm now on the sofa.
Iâm 6"3, I donât fit on the sofa 
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The Sotonians âMeltdownâ thread is quite different from the Saintsweb equivalent.
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Me
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Originally posted by @saintbletch
Me
Not so much âpickledâ â but pretty wasted. It was a long night, with an 02:30am return home.
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Tiny Rebel tap takeover at Overdraft in Shirley last night. Theyâre a Welsh brewery thatâs very much riding the hype train, so please accept my sincere apologies for supporting them.
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Very smashed last night, 1700 start, home by 0130, ended up pole dancing in one of the local gay clubs!
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`Had a relatively early night last night. Thems the rules when youâve gotta drive the next morning. Am in Southampton now and ready to be unleashed.