I feel gypped.
4 pints and Ive got a headache.
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
Zing! Alcohol free Friday = bright and breezy Saturday morning! Might have a couple later though 
COYS!!!
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Fuck off and die…quietly please
In her 1st half term @ Uni Young Adult #1 has learnt how to drink her Dad under the table…
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I did have to look then look again, but in his defence Bletch usually takes his shirt off before he lays in a urinal.
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New Sofia Pub Crawl
I’m told I was ducked I left the club at 1:30 The team lasted until 4am
Ever the gentleman. You’ll be telling me next that he takes the dishes out of the sink before he takes a piss!
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I’ve been in Munich since Friday. My liver has stopped working.
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Alas I wish I could. Something about his piss “being better than fairy”. I think that’s how it went…
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Nope I wasn’t. NOT one iota.
And this was the club AFTER the Pub Crawl which was AFTER the Dinner.
On the plus side, Sofia is a bit more classy than UK - didn’t have anyone sleeping in the Urinals there.
#broken
Please tell me you didn’t go all the way to BG and drink fucking Tuborg.
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I have way too much rum in the house.
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Today is the day the paraffin budgie arrives to cart me to the airport so I can partake of alcohol before a flight to the Philippines
I will be a mess at approximately Friday 00:00 hours.
It was free
Apropos of nothing in particular, it’s good for pickling bodies.
You would know! Fucking sicko.
Brunch
Hiccups
Bollocks
Car
Bitter Virtue
Car
Home
Pub
Curry
Pub
Home
Who said I can’t plan shit
You can’t…“Shit” should have come after “Curry” and before “Pub”
Tucking in to my first corn n’ oil of the evening 
The usual Friday night fare…Large glass of Port, Stilton and crackers.