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Totally pissed I’m afraid…apologies if I offend anyone.

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Diet coke. I’m more worried about the 8km run on Sunday!

Nope not tonight in a car on my way to Royston for the weekend! Bring it on!

Totally sober… just got home after delayed flight and drive through the rain… ;-(

Will do me good to have a few days off any booze… diet? …fucked, could be the first to take the cock of shame twice … :lou_sad:

I just want you to know that we’re all here for you.

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…laughing our man-tits off.

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I’ve been largely off the ale since Tuesday, and am not regretting it. A couple of bottled beers in the evenings, normally plugging a lot of logging into my latest development. It’s a time-consuming affair, but hasn’t required my total faculties. I was still able to shout rude and sometimes amusing things at the bastards on Celebrity Big Brother.

Lack of beer will be rectified tomorrow. I’m out at midday for a pre-drinker.

Yup

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I’m disappointed you’re watching Celeb Big Brother Pap :frowning:

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Originally posted by @saintbletch

Originally posted by @Fowllyd

Originally posted by @areloa-grandee

Totally sober… just got home after delayed flight and drive through the rain… ;-(

Will do me good to have a few days off any booze… diet? …fucked, could be the first to take the cock of shame twice … :lou_sad:

I just want you to know that we’re all here for you.

…laughing our man-tits off.

You see gentlemen, its this kind of of deep respect and support that keeps me going, knowing it will be worth it in the end

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Has the bloke reflected in the miirror doing the facepalm just had to listen to him again? :lou_lol:

REAL jalapeno crisps + ale = fucked digestive system (I speak fom experience)

Originally posted by @Goatboy

NO. Jurassic’s beers are normally shit, so I imagine that just tastes sugary and shit.

Couldn’t really have any booze last night (can’t remember the last time that was the case on a Friday!) as I’m having ink forcibly added to my skin at present.

As long as the man with the ink and the needles wasn’t on the beers!

How’s it going, ant? How long in, how long to go?

Mrs SOG and I both had ink forcibly added to our skin in Turkey a couple of years back after a heavy night on the source! Mrs SOG passed out LOL.

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ā€œDo not admitā€, written on their foreheads, in several languages.

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Originally posted by @saintbletch

As long as the man with the ink and the needles wasn’t on the beers!

How’s it going, ant? How long in, how long to go?

Missed this until now. Took exactly 3 hours in all. Not too much pain until he accidentally rubbed surgical spirit on it afterwards (rather than witch hazel, which was in a very similar bottle). :astonished:

Bloody deserve a beer after that!

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Originally posted by @ant

Originally posted by @Goatboy

NO. Jurassic’s beers are normally shit, so I imagine that just tastes sugary and shit.

Interesting, I would have thought this one one be a bit bitter

I’ve spent a significant portion of the weekend unpickled. We’ve got A Thing On at work, which means I have to be near computers, not fucking smashed and the most difficult part of all, keep a mobile phone charged and next to me.

I have lost count of the amount of times I have re-entered a room to rescue that thing. Have to take it to bed with the ringtone on full, I’ve woken up around six times during the night, checking to see that no-one has called (originally slated for 5am). Meh.