I had to watch this at this cinema and not be aroused 
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
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Hashtag don’t watch it with your girlfriend, and say “oh my god”
now I want a lesbian goddamn
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Doesn’t end well etc 
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But in the next scene she pulls out her 10 inch destroyer and all other bets about the plot are off…
Hey Cobham it was a romantic scene and you ruined it with your fake 10 inch destroyer 
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Oh, ffs guys, @pap had been bugging me on other threads because nobody had posted here. Come on, cheer the little guy up with some bants, ffs…
Dark, spangly bantz. Hopefully not soon, but Trump is in charge of the most powerful nuclear arsenal in the world and has just broken international law.
Drink to forget.
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Bring it on Pap, bring it on…
Anyone …?
Please…
I’ve just carried on from last night. When I haven’t been wasting my day off posting on here, I’ve been wasting it down the pub !!
I’m currently at home both drinking and wasting time posting on here, though two and a half hours sleep last night followed by a daytime drinking sesh is starting to catch up … feeling quite messy now !!
… that do ya Cob ?
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Glad to have been of service me ol’ mucker 
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No, mores the pity. Stood at the baggage carousel wondering if the dick heads at Larnaka airport actually put my shit on the plane
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I posted the Flaming Lips video, because my mum passed away last week and i’m a bit fucked up
Sorry to hear that Ted, I know what that’s like from fairly recent experience. You carry on posting your randoms, it’s apparent to anyone that music’s a big part of your DNA, just as your mum was. Seems quite natural you’d lose yourself in music at this sad time.
Chin up mate
edit. hope the chin up doesn’t sound patronising, wasn’t meant to
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I am truly sorry to hear the news. I just hope the arsewipes posting on here (me included) offer some small diversion to what really matters.
We’re always here if you need to vent your spleen…
Back in the real world now after a heavy 24hr session and wow … the amount of mess one man can make, just idily sitting about in a 12x12 room is incredible. You’d think I’d brought half the pub back for a party but I really didn’t.
Anyway, it seems like Dorrito’s and salsa dip was on the menu before I passed out last night … now comes the unenviable task of trying to clean big patches of dried tomato residue from the carpet, my Lenovo Thinkpad keyboard and a brand spanking new, white leather trainer 
TBH I could easily turn around and go straight back to bed but I can’t. … two jobs to go look at and price before the footie starts 
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Took it easy last night. We’re having one of our parties tonight. We have always done decent parties. Even those that weren’t memorable in terms of numbers had their drama. The party we had in Holland Street saw two minor scandals and a sobbing man from Sunderland, as @intiniki well remembers.
I think the secret is moderation, or a complete abrogation of it.
In recent years, they’ve gotten better, largely because our kids have gotten older and all their mates like parties too. I fear that when they’ve both left the nest, we’ll just be a load of middle-aged alcoholics complaining about the state of the roads.
We’ve had incidents. We had a case of bollock flashing, a teenager dragged home by her dad after turning up pre-loaded, found strange people in our beds and someone spew all over a mains extension multiplug.
We’ve had fun though. We shall do so again tonight.