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Too tired to drink - need holiday - 5 more days at work. Not that I’m counting.

Annoyed. Yesterday was supposed to be T20 day. Yorkshire Lancs Durham MCC & others. Sit on grass village cricket style sip beers for 12 hours.

And it rained. In the desert. By fuck it rained. Tropical lightning storms cars and BUSES floating away emergency mission to rescue our Tortoise from the swimming pool of a patio to a refuge in the bathroom (Christ on a bike Tortoise shit STINKS)

Ended up a Netflix day. As it was just suicidal to try to drive & average taxi waiting times were 2 hours.

Today? Every attention seeker is donning their Gucci for the big horse race & quaffing £150 bottles of Prosecco and then not being able to see Sia in concert. Good luck with that, Wellies & Armani really dont work even at Glasto.

Another Netflix day looms hope the fecking show offs have a miserable day.

We won’t. I have OSH.

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Chance would be a fine thing.

Even an easily sozzled lush like me would struggle to get pissed at The Brook.

I made it to the bar once during the gig and bought two pints* because I knew I didn’t want to miss any more of the set.

I don’t know why they just don’t get more staff on. They’d make a fortune.

As a side note, if you get the chance to see Legend, a Bob Marley and the Wailers tribute act, do so. They were great.

*Regular readers will know that this is normally enough to send me batshit mental, but I was drinking Sharp’s Atlantic** which is lower alcohol than my usual Punk IPA from Brewdog (probably the best Brewery in the world).

**It might have been Sharp’s Doombar. And I guess this uncertainty means that I must have been Slightly Pickled***.

***Actually I did have a couple of liveners in The Waggon Works waiting for the train. And I did walk past The Brook to the Waggoners Arms for a cheeky one in there. Yeah, I was Slightly Pickled.

Fuck.

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3 g&t’s down. Felt a little bit pickled earlier. But so far the topics of conversations have keep me awake.

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My conversions are doin me ed in. Just ad a nite oot wiv me mates. nun uv um gets me.

Iz um leftees? nah. Uhmz farkin toreez.

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i is a bit pissed.

Good rum night with me mate who is heavily into his Venezualan rum.

Edited to the correct word. Conversations! So far we have covered Trump, common sense, Islam, Corbyn, how languages have changed and really you should not use certain derogatory words.

It’s Sotonians forum but in real life.

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Once bought a bottle of Cacique back from Venezuela. What else is available?

lols. I’ve been drinking cacique tonight!!!

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Nice rum.

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Venezuelan rum is top notch. If you’re offered a bottle then snap it up. I’ve sampled a fair few and the Venezuelan rums are far and away the best. Try all the others though. It’s all subjective.

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I’m a bit tipsy

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Again.

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Any rum lovers fancy this?

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Kind of conflicted, I wasn’t a huge fan of the TV series, but ā€œFire Walk with Meā€ is just genius. At the time, the TV series was really popular, it was a kind of weird soap opera that went out on Friday night. ā€œFire walk with Meā€ had a terrible reaction at Cannes and TV audiences weren’t impressed. Lynch plays around with traditional storytelling, Twin Peaks is basically a procedural cop drama, filtered through a surrealist. ā€œFire Walk With Meā€ is more Lynch as it’s a surreal nightmare of incestual rape.

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Slightly pickled. 4 g&t’s down now on the Overground home as I am shattered from work and cannot keep up with my fellow drinkers.

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Inland Empire was a bit too surreal, but the guy is 70 and he struggled to get funding 20 years ago. As a classical director he made ā€œThe Elephant Manā€ and ā€œThe Straight Storyā€.

It’s a shame that really original artists have to resort to online funding to get anything made. ā€œMulholland Driveā€ was cut down from a TV series he was supposed to film, it’s his best film … IMO :laughing:

Lager-ed watching The Expanse with Mrs C_S

Could be worse I suppose…

agreed Fire walk with me is great :lou_smiley: but one of the things I loved about twin peaks (1st series especially) was that you’d be watching a scene, like the one where they’re eating cheese sandwiches, but you know somewhere in twin peaks something more important is happening at the same time, but you don’t get to see it, instead you’re watching 2 men eat sandwiches, and i guess your brain fills in the rest of the story as you find out more. if that makes sense :lou_eyes_to_sky:

Now I want a cheese sandwich goddamn

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