Thats it, Iām all done in now ā¦ night Cob
Fuck, where am I?
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On an internet forum.
HTH
Iāve taken it relatively easy this weekend as I am presently in work.
I may have a few jars tonight though. No work tomorrow.
I think it was @bearsy that said he would like to change his forum name to āRelentless Megaspasticā which was a term of endearment created by, I canāt remember who (one of the TSW members for another TSW member - The Kraken?).
Anyway, if I ever get the chance to create another account on a Saints-related football forum, I will be āProperly Spasticā.
I like that. Itās apt.
Iām not feeling as stella as usual this morning, but McDonaldsā breakfast and coffee are doing their best to make the day possible again.
If you ever get the chance to see Audio X at a local pub or club, do so; a great local rock cover band.
Pah. If you aināt got a pair of leather-soled Loake Chelsea boots, youāre fucking nowhere.
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Eastleigh 10K this morning so fry up, beer and football this afternoon 
Pah. They are so last Thursday.
Itās all Dr Martens Cabrillos now.
And before you ask, Crazy Horse of course.
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My last pair of 18 hole red Dr Martens was 1982
It was Kraken on subject of Miltonroader07 (whatever happened to him? He was like Barry 1.0)
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Sorry Iāve not been about so much recently, Iāve been working as a nurse on a Care in the Community scheme where we try to help vulnerable old men with fashion issues, back into the community through live music.
The initiative has seen some success, though caring for these people is quite challenging as many of them get drunk quite easily, dress like Austin Powers, sing badly, dance like your mad aunt and would pick a fight with a hat stand if it looked at them a bit funny.
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I was never hip 
Frankly, I am concerned that you have a gambling problem so severe that taking bletch out is a possible forfeit.
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Do you reckon bletch wore the outfit I pmād you?
I didnāt know that Andy Bell had released a range of evening shorts - having said that, Bletch did match them to a nice blouse and with the mild weather he got away with it.
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Youāve got to admit that my rendition of āOh Lāamourā was well received. Granted the band was playing Foo Fighters at the time, but thatās a detail.
For the record, I was wearing one of my favourite blouses with a very interesting design. Everyone that sees it asks me if Iāve got sperm on my shirt. But thatās as much to do with the design as the nasty stain. Near the hem. At the back.
And they werenāt shorts, they were camisole knickers. Evening shorts my arse!
Bletch is a professional blouse model and the one he referred to is from the Monica Lewinsky collection. Not only stylishly unfashionable, far too affordable and hard to look at , it never ever needs washing.
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Just as long as Bletchās blouses arenāt the nearly naked ones that are the vogue these daysā¦
Anyone?
Just got home from a late one at work, had tea, feet up and canāt be arsed to do much more than a bit of catch-up tv and a bottle of vino.
So, anyoneā¦?
Had a couple of beers in the Brewhouse earlier. Bottle of red with Mrs G tonight. Work tomorrow 
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