Mission accomplished. She didn’t puke on train or in cab, she kept talking and made no sense but did remember her address. Manoeuvred her up and down some stars. Gave the cab driver the directions. Had to find her keys and let her in. I’ve turned into the person who gets very drunk women home safely.
Have a banging headache now.
Intiniki has had a date with Barry 
A mainstay at pap and @redjoane parties.
As is the phrase, “release the Kraken!”
Benefits of a classical education*.
* Clash of the Titans, starring Harry Hamlin
My partner drank quite a lot of that at your 40th. He was a tad hungover the next day.
As AT would say: “better”:
Well Kraken can fuck right off.
It turns out that Mr Kraken doesn’t mix with Mr St Miguel or Mr Punk IPA*.
*From Brewdog the best brewery in the world.
To be fair, other people have used the word better. They just haven’t managed to sound as much of a twat while doing so.
You celebrated pap reaching 3 foot 4?
What’s significant about 40 inches?
That is a very very very cool thing to have done Intiniki!
She’s going to wake up this morning with a slight recollection of a random female getting her home, and be feeling incredibly grateful.
She was my colleague so not so random woman but this was the first and only night out with her. She did text this am saying sorry for being a mess and didn’t remember getting home. I have no idea how she would have got home otherwise.
I’m assuming they were white dwarfs.
yeah I noticed the spelling error but with the restrictive edit function and all that. 
Constraints breed creativity, @intiniki
There was no way the dead star joke happened without them 
*hands up
G&T at lunch and half a bottle of.champagne tonight. Sat in front of a roaring fire in a cosy house in the Hampshire Countyside.
Nice
Fucking elitist 
@pap I know. Champagne socialist. I’ll get back to some demonstrations and trying to help people who are being treated badly once I’ve recharged my batteries.
Thornbridge, Kernal and Saltaire breweries doing the business tonight