Thats not a bad looking Saturday brunch
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
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Got 33% correct for the UK but in the Philippines you would have won 23mil peso’s
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Just starting my warm up for Sunday…aiming to be able to see the game in normal rather than double-vision.
Hopefully.
Maybe
ok, probably not.
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Me.
Cunts.
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Not pickled. Fooking broken.
What idiot thought it would be a good idea to take a 2 year old to HMS Belfast today.?
How many ladders can one boat have?
Now don’t have the strength to lift my beer glass
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Yay! You’re alive. We thought Goat had done something unspeakable to you in the back of his van and disposed of the evidence
He has but I’m still here.
Away for a few days with Mrs Bletch.
Missed anything?
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Not really. It’s been surprisingly boring. Anything of note happen? Let me think, hmmmmm…Nope.
Premature obituation.
Common for men above a certain age.
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Keeping my powder dry tonight.
Getting shitfaced seeing Goldie at Ronnie Scott’s tomorrow night. Followed by Wembley on Sunday.
That’s a fucking weekend.
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WE LOVE YOU BLETCH! 
Off to the Brook and oblivion.
Wembly will be touch and go.
Only because we’ve shared fluids.
x
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Not me again, bloody daughters and their fondness of sharing their sick bugs!
Sunday is looking less and less likely 
That sounds awful, mate. Hope you’re not too bad but you should probably rest well. You can’t really operate properly when you’re run down and got the bugs. I’ll do you a favour and take your match ticket off you. Let’s call it £40. When should I come to collect it?
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I shit you not, but a bloke at the bar just said “That’s a lovely shirt, mate.”.
He right.
Purple with Wedgewood blue flowers and green fronds, cuffs and collar are white with azure blue flowers, green fronds and orange stitching.
I told him he could have it for a tenner and he said “That would leave you topless”.
Awkward.
Until I showed him my sugarcubes t-shirt underneath.
Think I’ve pulled.
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OMG
My Mum had a sofa just like that back in 1976.
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