Some hero diplomat you are if you let the 19-year-old you rescued play with fire.
She must have been pissed to do that.
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
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And you wonder why they didn’t want to let her back in…
The 19 year old I rescued looks a bit like Amy Pond, actually.
Oooops, everyone gone to bed and found a Pinot Grigio at the back of the fridge
Cheeky one before bed I think
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Originally posted by @cobham-saint
Oooops, everyone gone to bed and found a Pinot Grigio at the back of the fridge
Cheeky one before bed I think
That was related to the picture of Amy Pond, and not the Pinot Grigio, right @cobham-saint ?
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I wish - was a bit too trollied
Already a bottle of red down and my Indian take away is not here yet!
Deep throating a few golden boys this evening: diplomatico reserva exc., grapefruit juice, honey, angostura bitters.
BIt of the cheap Italian fizz shared with Mrs Ferret… about to make my move on a couple of Bitburgers, bfore retiring with an 18 year old (Bowmore)
Drunk in charge of my nephew. Teaching him life skills such as pouring the perfect pint.
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Wishing was drunk in charge of Amy Pond teaching her lifeskills… a
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Watching horror films with kid goat (she is obsessed) and tucking into a few rums.
Is this good? It’s possible i may have all the ingredients here(lesser quality rum, but ok) and i’ve been told this is the thread for me.
Don’t like the sound of deep throating anything if i’m being honest, so just tell me about the drink
Yep. Damned fine. Shaken with ice. Yummy.
Can’t find any angostura bitters. How the fuck has that run out.
Suggestions Gb(variations, not the “how the fuck bit").
Just crack on with the rum, honey and grapefruit. What can possibly go wrong?
I’ve had a sensible night, few beers and bottle of wine in preparation for weekend of debauchery in Nottingham. Going to see Forest vs Villa though starting with drinks in pub for Chelsea vs Arsenal. Things will undoubtedly get ugly. If I don’t post again assume I’m dead.
I don’t like the idea of Fatso being involved in debauchery. I have the idea of Fatso being quite a suave, elegant chap, with wry put downs and humorous one liners. The idea that he would even go near a Forest vs Villa game, or tolerate a pub full of Arsenal va Chelsea supporters, feels completely alien to my idea of the real Fatso.
For that I’m downvoting you, Fatso! You’ve shattered my dream!
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I’m afraid he has it coming, Lou. Only a fool would go to a Forest-Villa match wearing a velvet smoking jacket.
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