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Training Day.
Augustina Wirsthaus
Holzfasse. Wooden keg lager no gas

Nectar

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Training proceeds well.
Pub 2 trendy Augustina pub with yoof.
About to have a Fest Bier.
Our 6th.
On a quiet night.
Ffs

Oh.
Wow.
€12.50 a beer all free.
3rd beer going down. Food gone down.
May have gone too early standing on the table & singing in German

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Just taught the locals the proper words to Wue Sera Sera.
Beer 4

Cvnts

Son.
FFS Dad.
You realise you’ve pulled the hottest bird in here.
Me.
ORLY? Need more beer oh Hey Jude is playing

Think we drank all of those.

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This could so easily have gone wrong tonight. :flushed::flushed::smile:

The bird plonked a standard bottle of merlot on the shelf, looking for all the world like my non-alcy stuff. I came that close to tucking into the damn thing.

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Would have cleaned this site up (& my WhatsApp) tbf.

Maybe she was trying to do everyone a public service?

:wink::joy:

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Son did 4th Corporate Oktoberfest in a week last night.
Still got 3 more to go.
He is not well & if he ever hears who the fvck is Alice again may just spontaneously combust

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I would like to note that wine prices in Southern Africa are very reasonable, with the exception of Zimbabwe where the economy has collapsed and everything has to be bought in USD at a price (UK in a couple of years).

I’ve been paying the equivalent of Β£5 for a decent bottle of Pinotage, no more than Β£8-10 in restaurants. And this was Β£4.50 and delicious.

2019 Available from Fareham Wine Cellar for Β£9.49/bottle

Bulgarian Whisky.
Mrs P_F got given a bottle by someone who must hate her

Dilute it with Coca-Cola

Or just use it to strip paint ?

BBQ lighter fluid is a good use for shitty alcohol.

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I’m on a no Cola regime :scream:

Ryder Cup 2023 got real this week + Covid killed my appetite lost 4kg in 11 days so far.
Time to get with a program

Soon sort that out. Be there in two weeks :grinning:

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So is my Son. So staying in town!
Singer Club time methinks