🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

Local brewery, Sandbanks Brewery, 4pt carton supplied by them.

Beer’s called Back to Black, Rum and Coffee, 6.0%

1 Like

Guys QUICK!
Auchan Bronowice have our Sotonians Wine Glasses in stock! £12 each!

3 Likes

Home alone today. Thanks to the efforts of Kevin McAllister, I don’t have to worry about the Wet Bandits. I do have to worry about being left in the house alone with a whole crate of beer. I fear that in my wilder moments, I may end up ordering the messiest donner kebab I can get and chuck it at a copper.

Fortunately, police cuts will likely make this plan unviable.

4 Likes

Wotcha cunts

Settling down to some goslings dark rum to settle my stomach after drinking several pints of rose

A bit of Concieto de Aranjuez in the background and the ayatollah has passed out

I think I have won Friday night

2 Likes

How’s your head?

Ok - rose is a woman’s drink

Off to b and q to buy a pick axe to reaffirm my masculinity

3 Likes

That only counts if you use it. Leaving it in the shed in it’s wrapper just makes you more of a poof.

2 Likes

We dont have hard enough trees for an ax

2 Likes

A tale is told of a legend of old Kazimierz where an off the beaten track Microbrewery offers 2 different hand pumped cask ales.
One is dark and similar to 6X / Courage Best and the other similar to Hobgoblin Gold or Summer Lightning.

I don’t believe in miracles, but apparently the Browar is owned by Mrs P_F’s new boss and he was more gobsmacked that she knew the beers he based his brews on.

:crossed_fingers: I am not working Saturday or early Sunday

1 Like

Oh.
My.
God

Absolute fvcking nectar

4 Likes

Get your socks off, you’re crushing hops.

2 Likes

Tonight’s tipple

1 Like

You’ve been ad…passed its use by date.

3 Likes

1 Like

Surprised no-one has mentioned Turpentine or Toilet Duck.

Fucking wusses.

Ace.

1 Like

All we can get offshore is Methanol and coke

2 Likes

Has a very decent bottle of Tempranillo fir £2.49. Result.

2 Likes

Just raided my favourite bodega. They sell direct but no one realises. Once you’re through their security you spend time with a delightful young lady tasting everything and buy at 30% discount.

Have got 48 bottles, including some Reserva and Gran Reserva - top quality - at an average of €7 a bottle.

This is Don Jacobo. Not available through any supermarket or wine merchant.

1 Like

“Tasting everything”?

I thought you were Lib Dem and not a Tory MP?

5 Likes