🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
It was adequate
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Yeah, Gingora would be massively at odds with that position.
Special drunken excerpt from Secret Diary of Paul Taylor
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Currently bouncing from getting shifaced to recovering from getting shifaced and back again
The biggest decision in my life it’s trying to determine the point at which I feel liking drinking again
Discovered that diving can sort out a hangover pretty quickly if you use 36% nitrox
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What’s the Muff percentage?
Muff Diving Club was set up in the late 1980’s and has been one of the oldest and most successful scuba diving clubs in Ireland. So if you’re looking for a trip to Ireland and you fancy some Muff diving, then Muff is the place for you, and this site is where you start.
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You’re not supposed to drink and dive. 
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I can confirm this, having left a club in the sandpit at 7am, been 30m down at 0830 and damn that makes for a hangover that you wouldn’t believe
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Just made it back from the Badlands (aka Shirley High Street).
Various ales in Mad Mary’s resurrected from yesteryear Inc. Danish Dynamite and Hole Hearted.
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Mrs P_F got dragged away by young barking mad chick from work to track her hubby to a hotel where he was with his ex.
Shit went down
Me? I Bobba Fett Discovery & The Kingsman with Vodka.
I won.
Tomorrow will be worse, she will still have batshit friend I will have 12 hours in Krakow
Nothing can go wrong…
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You don’t appear to have made inroads into the beer tower - or is that another one?
2nd.
Our host just went to the off licence & returned with 2 bottles of Cherry Vodka & 1 of Hazelnut which he is using to top up our shots
The pub was charging £1.90 a shot it was too expensive
Are you on the waiting list for a new liver? If not, sign up quick 
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Let’s hope nobody powerful who disapproves of alcohol ever reads this, Phil. 
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Tbh.
This is tame.
There was once the Bullfrog World Championships…
I crashed & burned after the 4th Absinthe shot.
Equally there was the World Spoofing Championship (no really) when I was hobbled in the Semi Final by a second bottle of Port.
And…
To this day…
I made a World Cup Semi is on my resume.
And there was no way I could have
Well.
You know the rest.
3 pints left
The gang want to karaoke.
Do we leave free beer?
Tough call
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Duh, no!
Ffs
We left 1 pint.
To go to karaoke
I fvckin nailed Ruby by Kaiser Chiefs
Lots of drunk Brits bought me beer.
Cvnts
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I have just dropped a full pina colada in my crotch much to the great amusement of the Ayatollah and everyone else around the pool
The little fella isn’t going to be right for days
That’s the second drink I have knocked over today - I think my liver has taken control of my coordination in a desperate attempt at self preservation
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Ear worm for you
Think it says Do you like Pina COlada, getting caught in the crotch or something
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