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Phew. I thought it would be worse.
Tonight has been a slow burner but now it is right up there and will forever now be know as the Jeffrey Wright/Medicopter night.

Started at 5pm Mrs P_F favourite cafe bar was invaded by 20+ Geordies on a Stag.
As they left a guy was all apologetic and I said he looks like…
So we googled Westworld & bingo. Dead Ringer for Jeffrey (also played Felix Leitner in Bond Movies.
Anyway hours later Jeff & 2 other survivors made it to the karaoke bar he got carried out on a stretcher.
20 minutes later he just walked back in.
Medicopter bit later

Yay!
Curry House time!

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I’m Alive!
10 pints 6 Vodkas
How?

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In local legends, they talk of a bar locked in a time warp, where you walk in at 10:30 for a quiet beer in what appears to be someone’s front room from the 1930’s.
To emerge into full daylight at 6am.

I can tell you all now. Complete nonsense.
We escaped at 03:30.

There was dancing on tables, medical emergencies, some random attractive young lady sat down next to me and within seconds was asking for marriage guidance advice as she wanted to leave her husband.
There was uproar when one of the 2 toilet cubicles was blocked off from use by a selfish couple having noisy sex. Some girl tripping and coming noisily laying on an upright piano…

And it was absolutely mental, no poseurs, no EDM, just a crazy Havanna speak-easy vibe.
Son is totally broken.
:rofl::rofl:

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Imbibing already. It’s been that sort of week.

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I am going to join that

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Some twat has booked a meeting at 4pm on a Friday :rage:

At least the commute to the fridge is about 30 steps…

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Give me an hour or so.

I had a Zoom training meeting this afternoon but camera off and pints of John Smith will tell you how boring it was.

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This twat should be hounded out of the business with all due alacrity.

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John Smith’s - my commiserations

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Saved by Jack Dee. His only crime against humanity.

It is a northern copy of Whitbread best bitter.
You know it will be bad but it is the same bad all over the place.

Cunts. Fuck ‘em.

Now, where’s the fridge.

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Summer Lightning was off this evening. Had to have Landlord.

Chicago Bears. NFL. 1985.

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Ah, very good!

Boozing early doors suits you sir!

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