🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)

So so proud.

Edit - given that it seems to be a building used by Brits maybe it should fly the union flag?!

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How was the stay? Comfortable? How many stars?

:wink:

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Is that @Goatboy or @CB-Saint?

Both are odds on to be in that position in I’d say, oh, at about 12:30…

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No chance of me making it to 1230. I’ve moved on from the Hemingway daiquiris and hit the Primitivo.

10pm maybe?

I’ve normally had an hour in bed by then.

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No surprise, you are over 50!!

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I’ve probably had to get up a couple of times for a piss by 1230.

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what is it with blokes having to go for a wee in the night. Just stay dehydrated like anyone normal.

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If we didnt do that, there would be no drips on the floor in the morning to get our women started off with something to moan at us about…
They may notice the empty bottles of Rum, Vodka, Malt etc & kick off about that!

I highly recommend separate bathrooms.

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I’m with you on that :+1::+1::+1::+1:

I love wading through hair and gunk.

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When clearing up?

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At least women know what blokes are like from the start. We, on the other hand, see our females as delicate wisps of fragrant femininity wafting through life on carefree gossamer wings. We do not need to see the sweaty, skidmarked bleeding truth.

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Business v Pleasure

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Do we? I’ve always seen women as contrary, immoral filthy fucks. Meeting one that shaved a bit off that was a revelation.

I may be a bit pissed.

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Perhaps it’s just me then :thinking::smile: